Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which paunchy Hollywood star, with a taste for eastern European hookers, makes his poor overworked PA book him different girls every day of the week during trips abroad?

24 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:22 AM

    Seriously, how difficult is it to book a hooker?

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  2. Paunch sounds like Jack, but I thought he was slowing down sex-wise? Maybe he just talks to the hookers?

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  3. Jack doesn't need hookers, does he? He seems to have an endless supply of young, hot p*ssy.

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  4. how do we know those girls on the boat weren't hookers?

    who is paunchy?

    jack
    russell crowe
    ben affleck
    philip seymour hoffman

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  5. First thought was Jack.

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  6. it was Jack before i finished reading.

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  7. Ya'll forgot Val Kilmer on the beach. Eww.

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  8. Molly, I don't, but I've seen video of hotties going up to him and hitting on him. But of course, pros are easier to get rid of once the deed is done.

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  9. Jack. Who knows, he may need hookers to change his Depends.

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  10. mooshki, if i live to be a hundred i'll never get that. i don't think i could eat if he was sitting at the same table, let alone have him touch me. the guy just grosses me out.

    maybe the hotties are hoping for some dough. or some dope. or both.

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  11. Molly, yes, those, and an introduction to any casting directors he may know.

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  12. p.s. If you were 100, he might actually be looking kind of tasty! ;)

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  13. only if i couldn't reach dr. kevorkian....lol.

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  14. As much as I hate to say this - John Cusack. If you've seen himn lately the boy has put on a few pounds.

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  15. littleoleme, yea, and i saw a pic of richard gere the other day and he's looking a bit pudgy, too. there was a muffin roll at the waist. eeewwww!

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  16. I'm thinking Ricky Gervaise

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  17. I think Carey Lowell has Richard Gere on as tight a leash as Melanie does Antonio, lol.

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  18. my FIRST thought in the FIRST sentence was hugh grant, plus its a daily mirror blind item, so its probably someone english........

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  19. paunchy?...jason alexander...lmao

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  20. I'm going with John Cusack. He's made a number of films in Eastern Europe the last few years.

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  21. James Gandolfini? maybe he's not really a Hollywood star?

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