Do you remember back in the day when Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek made a movie together? You might not because it was a pretty crappy movie and I think Colin was pretty much wasted everyday they filmed it. The movie was called Ask The Dust. Yeah, I don't think anyone saw it. OK, well maybe you did if you had nothing to do for a month straight and went through every possible movie Netflix has. Otherwise, you probably didn't.
Anyway, on the set of that movie, Colin was always hitting on Salma. It had no chance of going anywhere though because both of their lives were complicated and he was a drunken mess. Fast forward a couple of years and now they are both available. Well, as available as Colin ever is. They start dating right before the Golden Globes. At the Golden Globes they are pretty much all over each other, and it has carried right on through to now. When Salma hosted a party to celebrate Penelope Cruz's Oscar nomination? Colin was the co-host. When Salma's baby needed to go to bed? Colin was the one who took the baby to bed. When all the other guests left that night? Colin didn't go anywhere.
So, I officially pronounce them Coma.
OMG SALMA DON'T DO IIIIIITTTTTTT!
ReplyDeleteUnless you want to be one of the many infected, RUN AWAYYYYYYY
I'm sorry, but this makes me unreasonably happy! When will the sex tape be released?!
ReplyDeleteUm wow, I would think she'd be a lot smarter than that. Also with a baby in tow. Yeah..
ReplyDeleteLove the name. I love Colin, but it seems like Salma is dating lower down the food chain than she needs to.
ReplyDeleteGood name, Enty. Fun and accurate. She must be a girl in a coma to date him.
ReplyDeletei totally don't get it.
ReplyDeletei like them individually, but together, ewww. her stock just plummeted.
you'd think she'd be more careful and selective in her dating choices. CF has a special needs child, yet has continued a wild party boy lifestyle. that would be a major red flag for me.
i hope it's just that she's horny or something and settled and will dump him by next wk.
pookie - Colin doesn't really lead the party lifestyle he did before.
ReplyDeleteI like them together. And Ask The Dust, while a bad movie, looks beautiful and Colin (and Salma) are naked for a good portion of it.
Salma may not be as classy as people were lead to believe.
ReplyDeleteColin hasen't partied like a rockstar since his baby momma threw up her hands and all but walked away from their special needs son.
ReplyDeletegive the guy a break, he hasn't done shit since the kid was born and i love him and Salma together.
they both deserve happiness.
Colin, darling, I'm sorry you felt you couldn't wait for me.
ReplyDeleteI will be here waiting for you, however, when you find out this woman is all bitch and titties.
Your only true love,
ElsieFire
xxxx
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ReplyDeletei doubt any of us here know firsthand what he may or may not have done since the birth of his child, or how great a dad he may or may not be as a result of his child being born or being special needs. unfortch for him, his rep follows him around. it is what it is. i still think he has weird freak coke-fueled cooties. and i think Not on my dollar may be onto something...salma may not be as classy as we thought, or as good a girl as we thought.
ReplyDeleteI love it. I think they're a super hot couple and I bet they have tons of fun together. That said, I can't imagine trying to understand a conversation between the two of them. Those accents! Eh, this is probably not a real talky relationship anyway.
ReplyDeletethat may be true Pookie but i'm not going to judge on reputation when we haven't even seen Colin in pap shots in forever, nor have we heard any stories.
ReplyDeletewhat we have heard is that he spends a hell of a lot of time being a father.
sorry, but that should count for something in my book.
Sex tape, yes. Hot paparazzi photos, yes. Remake of Body Heat, yes. Relationship, no.
ReplyDeleteyay jax, you go. i'm sure he appreciates fans like you. i'm also glad you've heard good things and that they count for you.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they'll take over Hollywood for a little bit so we don't have Brad and Angie shoved down our throats every day. Probably not as big a deal, but a girl can dream!
ReplyDeleteSmokin' hot couple IMO
I thought they both played some for the home team? Guess that could make things interestin'.
ReplyDeleteI love Colin Farrell. Love, love, love him!
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen him partying in pictures and also think if he had been A LOT (not every once and awhile and discretely which didn't seem to be his thing), something would have popped up somewhere.
That being said, there were enough rumors about what he was doing when he was partying that I would definitely require a doctor's notice before hitting it!
I should really look up my details before posting, but Pookie, jax is absolutely right.
ReplyDeleteColin has become an incredibly devoted father, he even did some kind of film or interview about his son completely changing his life and values. He's a really good dad, I swear.
That said, everyone matures. When it comes to love, I always cheer for success.
ask the dust was a pretty good movie because of their chemistry, so...
ReplyDeleteI don't think Colin is lower on the food chain than Salma Hayek. How could anyone say that, given that their professional achievements (i.e nominations and awards) are basically on par? The guy has chops, and yes, he messed up by getting into drinking and drugs, but he appears to be on the straight and narrow now, and by the way, the guy can act!
ReplyDeleteHe and Salma together are a perfect fit in my book. I hope they are happy together!
if there is one sextape,i want it!
ReplyDeleteif there is one baby, i want to see the baby!
it would be a very hot couple!
yum....I'd do both of them.
ReplyDeleteDads of special needs kids are patient and look at life in a different way. Raising our son has made my husband a way more attentive man.
ReplyDeleteWhich is hot.
You go Salma!
um.....he did Angelina Jolie, so unless Salma wants a disease I hope he is wearing a rain hat!
ReplyDeletei didn't even know he had a child. it DOES take a special parent to care for a special child.
ReplyDeleteis he an aussie or a kiwi, i don't remember? we have a close kiwi friend whose ex-wife was an actress, and he said the only celeb he ever wanted to meet was salma.
he was a self-admitted boob man.
i was going to say he was a huge boob man, but i knew that would lead to a lot of questions.
anyway, i just wondered if i should share this item with him or not.
i'm going now.
Colin's Irish. Kills me every time I hear, or even think, of his "Men of Macedonia!" speech in Alexander. Unabashed Irish accent in a so-called Macedonian. I think Oliver Stone ruined him.
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with Janepod, though. That sex tape will either be silent or completely unintelligible.
I am almost 100 percent sure that Colin Farrell is still dating and in a monogomous relationship with British writer Emma Forrest. She wrote on her blog about the Golden Globes afterparties she went to (with him in to) after his big win for In Bruges. So I doubt he was macking it with Hayek.
ReplyDeletewith him in "tow" i meant.
ReplyDeleteAsk the Dust.....HOTTEST nude beach shot of Salma Hayek..EVER...Yah i'm a girl...but DAMN she was fine !! And Colin...Irish accent...and bad boy image..i just want to take him home shower him and chain him to my bed..That is all
ReplyDeleteUsing the terms "Salma Hayek" and "golden globes" in the same item is just so poetic.
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