At Least The House Was Cleaned
One thing burglars love is knowing that when they break into a house no one will be there to stop them. I guess everyone in the world knew Amy Winehouse was not at her London home and so it was just a matter for burglars to decide the best night to break into the house and take what they could. Apparently that time was yesterday as burglars took about $35,000 worth of items from Amy's house and apparently also left the place a big mess.
By the time the cops came, the burglars were long gone. The items which were stolen were mostly electronics and guitars. I'm actually surprised she only had $35K worth of stuff in her house. Of course if they found any videos or anything like that, their haul could be much more impressive when they sell them.
What cracks me up is that they left the house in a mess. Are you trying to tell me the house was spotless before they got there? The house was probably worse than Pete Doherty's place. The burglars didn't wear gloves to avoid leaving fingerprints, they wore them so they wouldn't catch some kind of disease.
"The flat is in a real state. It had been cleaned up in preparation for her return. Now she will have to start from scratch to replace what has been stolen."
Umm, it is a few guitars and some television sets. I don't think it will take her that long to replace them. You would think that there would be some kind of an alarm system but according to the police, if there was one it was not on. The police only came because the burglars dropped some things in the street and started making some noise as they were leaving.
It's just like Paris's place - why wouldn't you rob it? Odds are, even if anyone's home, they'd be too out of it to notice you, or figure you were another one of the hangers-on. And hey, you might get a bonus lay. (Just don't forget the condoms!)
ReplyDeleteAnd I think the more interesting Winehouse news is that she's scheduled to play Coachella. That's going to make for some good future stories.
ReplyDeleteI just can't get that photo of Amy crawling towards the resort's diners to steal their drinks out of my head.
ReplyDeleteThis isn't news. It's only Amy Winehouse(a crack addict) and a couple of missing guitars that can be easily replaced.
ReplyDeleteWho really cares? I bet not even Amy.
she's totally OCD Enty and is notorious for cleaning her house like madwomen all night.
ReplyDeletejax OCD, cleaning house all night long? LOL
ReplyDeleteSo that's her excuse for taking crack. It gives her energy and helps her keep busy all night long.
no i think maybe she's looking for a stray rock!
ReplyDeletei mean only a true crack head cleans behind the stove.
I'm so sick of seeing Amy Winehouse's belly. Isn't it about time for her to head about to London?
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