Monday, January 26, 2009

Apparently Some Women Find Verne Hot


I will try and spare you most of the explicit details and just concentrate on making you aware that it seems Verne Troyer has a way with the ladies. OK, not the ladies or the guys who read this site, but at least the ladies who were at a club with him in London Saturday night. Of course they also seemed to be all over Coolio as well, so it could have been a club for Paris Hilton wannabes. Who knows.

I do know though that according to The Mirror and some other tabloids there were long lines of women waiting to give Verne lap dances and to let him rest his head between their breasts. Women gave him their panties and phone numbers and the entire time kept buying him drinks. In the three or four hours he was at the club, Verne had 10 vodka and Red Bulls and never once went to the bathroom. You know what that means of course. New carpeting in the hotel room where he was staying.

Apparently the ladies loved him so much that he and Coolio each took a few back to their hotel room for some more private one on one fun. I guess the people in the UK just fell in love with them on Big Brother and have not seen the Verne sex video yet. Yeah, and other women went home with him. I'm sure lots of people find him cute. Right?

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