Two mornings in a row I have had to start off by talking about people doing porn who should really rather not. Yesterday it was the former Miss USA and today it is Amy Fisher. You remember Amy don't you? She was a teenager at the time when she shot her boyfriend's wife in the face. Yeah, that Amy Fisher. You know that was 17 years ago now? Yeah, it happened in 1992. Since then Amy, and the guy she shot Joey Buttafuoco have kind of been on the fringes of being famous, but nothing that would make them much money.
Then, Amy discovered the world of porn. Well actually her loser husband did. About 18 months ago, Amy's husband secretly taped Amy naked and also having sex and sold it to a porn distributor without his wife knowing. She found out when she saw some teaser for it on an internet site. "Hey, look, it's me naked." She sued the company, but settled for the money they offered.
It must have been enough that now she is having her own pay-per-view special. If you have $20 you can sit at home in the privacy of your own living room and watch what is being billed as extremely explicit XXX "Amy Fisher: Totally Nude & Exposed."
See, another American success story. Date a married 35 year old guy while you are 17. Shoot his wife in the face, almost killing her and permanently scarring her. Have Drew Barrymore star in a movie about you. Wander around aimlessly making bucks off what you did and now at 34 become a porn star and rich.
Joey Buttafuoco will be playing the part of the pizza delivery boy.
ReplyDeleteThis time Amy gets shot in the face. Well, sort of.
Ewwwwww......
I read in the NY Post that she is does some girl on girl scenes in the video.
ReplyDeleteOkay, who else needs a shower now?
ReplyDeleteIsn't it sweet though that Amy's husband has a problem with her doing guys on film, but the ladies are okay? Ahh, true love, ain't it grand?
A TV movie at that.
ReplyDeleteEnty, hon, you typed too fast: Amy didn't shoot Joey in the face though she should have, (oopsie). :-)
ReplyDeleteBesides Drew, Alyssa Milan played her as well in another cheesy version of her crummy story.
Hugs, :-)
@ Califblondy
ReplyDeleteI would laugh so hard if Amy enjoys the ladies a bit too much :) Her husband might then tell her to do solo scenes only!
Lisa, you beat me to it with the Alyssa Milano comment. Actually, there were 3 tv movies about her. And enty forgot to mention the extensive plastic surgery she had, which at the time she claimed was so she could live anonymously and not remind everyone about what she did. I lived in NJ at the time of the shooting and it was on the local news 24/7.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot to mention she was a prostitute at 16. She used to wear a beeper to school to be paged.
ReplyDeleteMy husband played softball every summer with her husband up until 2 years ago. He said that he seemed extremely normal, just older than all the other players. But my husband is also really clueless!
Do you remember that joke?
ReplyDeleteKnock knock.
Who's there?
Amy Fisher.
Amy Fi..
BANG!
she's moving about the country as a feature dancer in strip clubs.
ReplyDeleteOy Vey .. all the way around.
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