Another American Dream
Two mornings in a row I have had to start off by talking about people doing porn who should really rather not. Yesterday it was the former Miss USA and today it is Amy Fisher. You remember Amy don't you? She was a teenager at the time when she shot her boyfriend's wife in the face. Yeah, that Amy Fisher. You know that was 17 years ago now? Yeah, it happened in 1992. Since then Amy, and the guy she shot Joey Buttafuoco have kind of been on the fringes of being famous, but nothing that would make them much money.
Then, Amy discovered the world of porn. Well actually her loser husband did. About 18 months ago, Amy's husband secretly taped Amy naked and also having sex and sold it to a porn distributor without his wife knowing. She found out when she saw some teaser for it on an internet site. "Hey, look, it's me naked." She sued the company, but settled for the money they offered.
It must have been enough that now she is having her own pay-per-view special. If you have $20 you can sit at home in the privacy of your own living room and watch what is being billed as extremely explicit XXX "Amy Fisher: Totally Nude & Exposed."
See, another American success story. Date a married 35 year old guy while you are 17. Shoot his wife in the face, almost killing her and permanently scarring her. Have Drew Barrymore star in a movie about you. Wander around aimlessly making bucks off what you did and now at 34 become a porn star and rich.
