Yay For Mercury
You would think the headline would be a post about Mercury, the forgotten planet. Well I guess that really isn't fair because at least it is still a planet. Poor Pluto out there is now just a big ass rock. I guess scientists really don't have any feelings. Didn't they read The Alchemist? Pluto has feelings just like the rest of us.
Anyway, it turns out that the other two members of the play in which Jeremy Piven was starring before his sushi obsession brought him down are overjoyed that he is gone. Makes me wonder if someone wasn't a little too hands with the dropping of mercury into that half caf-mocha grande soy latte of Piven's. Not content to just bad mouth Piven to the press, both Raul Esparza and Elizabeth Moss took pot shots at Piven after the curtain call yesterday in front of the audience.
"I’m sure you’ve read the headlines about the silliness in our show. Today was the first time I really enjoyed playing this show. I hope you weren’t expecting a big TV star.”
Nice. You don't see that kind of hatred except when you celebrate Christmas at the Sheen house.
