The NY Post is adding fuel to the rumors that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are calling their marriage quits. I think I was the first to point out that Jennifer Lopez showed up at an event without her ring on and very much alone. I didn't have any information, so I am not trying to give myself a big pat on the back or anything. I just made an observation. Since then though, reporters have been digging and digging and have discovered that Marc Anthony doesn't wear his ring either. In addition to that, in the Post report, they claim that Jennifer sent her assistant on the road with Marc to report back to her if he cheated.
Wow. First of all if you think someone is cheating or going to cheat enough to send someone out on the road to watch him, than you know there must be some serious trust issues going on in that relationship. I wonder if she was worried that Marc would just give the assistant a few thousand dollars to shut the hell up or just end up having sex with the assistant.
Although I love the Post, I wonder about how accurate the story is. If it is true, than Jennifer must have told Marc that was the reason she was sending her assistant which means that he must have cheated on Jennifer in the past. I doubt he would really go for the idea otherwise. The second reason why I think this is dubious is that can you imagine Jennifer going through her daily routine without someone there to kiss her ass all day and tell her how great she is? Yeah, me either. I think the marriage is about over. What do you think?
Oh well. How you get them is how you lose them.
ReplyDelete"Have a baby, lose your husband"
ReplyDeletesounds familliar,but i think we all guessed Xtina based on 'baby'...but saying 'babies' would be too obvious...interesting.
I think that Marc Anthony and Nick Cannon should form a support group. They could meet once a day, as long as it didn't interfere with their wives' schedules or their own suitcase carrying duties or sperm donation tasks or any other possible needs that their wives might think they could possibly, maybe anticipate. OK, maybe they shouldn't form a group. Might lead to divorce.
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ReplyDeleteI don't believe this one. By the way is this a new picture of Jennifer and Marc? If so she looks good with the dark hair.
ReplyDeletewho in their right sober mind would fuck him? I've turned down worse in my most drunken state.
ReplyDeleteThey're over. I'm just worried how she's going to take care of the kids all by herself with no nannies. ;)
ReplyDeleteWHO CARES.......
ReplyDeleteOnce a cheater always a cheater.
ReplyDeleteHow on earth does Marc Anthony get these women? He is so repulsive to me, that if I were on the subway with him, I'd change cars! His first wife, Dayanara Torres, is gorgeous. And while I'm not the biggest fan of JLo's, she looks like a goddess next to his skeleton ass. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI can't for the life of me imagine having sex with Marc Anthony, no matter how drunk I was or how dark it was in the bar. Obviously some really desperate women out there.
ReplyDeleteDN..exactly! they both need a good lesson on keeping it in your pants.
ReplyDeleteshe cheated on Cris Judd with Affleck and he cheated on anyone he could.
This one is past its expiration date since her marriages don't last very long. Time to move on. Plus, she's still up there in terms of celebrity, but let's face it, not nearly as popular as the 'Bennifer' phase. Now that she's got her babies, it's time to get rid of Skeletor and find someone more 'A-list'.
ReplyDeleteOK. I really didn't want to do it this way. Being a newbie and all, rejection and scorn isn't something I go looking for. But here goes.
ReplyDeleteI would let Marc hit it like the fist of an angry god. If he sang while he did, he might get both holes. And my husband doesn't even get that.
If you care to point and laugh, the line forms to the right.
@ City Councilman
ReplyDeleteLove your name! He's my favorite character from that show!
And I sorta, kinda, just a little think Marc Antony was good looking enough in that movie he was in with Denzel (Man on Fire?) to maybe get one hole. :)
CC Dougie, my best friend is just as hot for him. I don't get it, but I don't judge. :)
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking that Marc Anthony must be hung like a bull...and he's totally sleeping with the assistant.
ReplyDeletewhat do I think? I think that JLo is the subject of that blind about changing her looks that Lainey posted because i didn't even recognize her at first!
ReplyDeleteThey WILL divorce; it's a matter of when. Did anyone really think this marriage would last forever?
ReplyDeleteEven if all the rumors at this moment are false, it WILL happen eventually.
This is not a marraige that will be around when they are in the 70s.
that's it jax--blame Affleck for this. I bet he is responsible somehow.
ReplyDeletelol@ lutefisk!
ReplyDeletelol well he looks like the weight of the world on his shoulders lately...
ReplyDeleteMarc better be making a helluva lot of money to support all those kids....
ReplyDeleteAnd Enty - since this marriage is on the way outs, can you let us know if JLo is the subject of the very first, biggest, baddest blind item in CDAN history? You know, aboout the pop star whodoesn't actually sing on her own records?
It would be a lovely Christmas present..
Gee, if those two crazy, commitment-friendly kids can't make it, where's the hope for the rest of us?
ReplyDeleteI also love Doug...lmao when he says his kids could have been named tequila shots, snuck it in when she was sleeping, doing it for a lexus, and turkey baster.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long it will take for JLo to get married for the 4th time.
They say she hates to be called JLo but I guess not enough to rename or discontinue her purfumes.
She's a slut .. He's a slut .. though who in their right mind would wanna tap that! I think their marriage clock was ticking down from the moment they uttered "I do."
ReplyDeleteBut that stated .. I think the ring removal was just the outward sign of the inward feeling. I stopped wearing my ring the the day I looked at it and realized it meant exactly nothing any more. So .. I ended the hypocrisy and stopped. I think that might be what happened here.. and outward symbol that it is over. But again .. it is hardly surprising.
I agree dollar, I like this photo of Jennifer.
ReplyDeleteI think Marc is good looking. It's just his sense of style (greasy, overgrown hair and clothing) that makes him hideous.
ReplyDeleteOh this was so a rebound relationship for her. She couldn't take being dumped and married the first man that she could. I don't believe she ever got over Affleck.
ReplyDeleteNor do I really think Affleck would have ever married Jennifer G. had she not been knocked up.
What I want to know... did Lopez get a iron clad pre-nup.