Thought Pot Makes You Mellow
Apparently Cisco Adler does not follow the maxim that huge quantities of pot makes you mellow. Cisco was arrested the other night after he punched a security guy at a club. His band performed, and just like in The Blues Brothers they decided not to pay the bar tab. Guess they thought drinks were free since one was given to them at the beginning of the show. Umm, they weren't. I would have never guessed Cisco was much of a fighter. I mean all he is really known for his having a huge d**k and having sex with Paris Hilton and Mischa Barton. Oh, maybe that's why he has all the pent up anger. I would be pissed as well if everyday when I Googled myself to look at my c**k, I had to look at pictures of myself with Mischa or Paris. OK, I wouldn't have much anger. I would just be really disappointed in myself and ashamed, and probably having to visit a doctor once a week because my once prized member would probably be falling off.
Cisco was arrested and only had to pay $500 bail. By the time the security guard's lawyers get done with Cisco he is really going to be wishing he had paid that bar tab because it is not going to come close to the $20K or so he is going to have to pay for that punch. But hey, at least his mug shot doesn't look so bad.
I think he is more known for having the saggiest ball sack on the planet.
ReplyDeletehuge balls i think
ReplyDeleteyes, and they do swing low
ReplyDeleteYeah, how would anyone even know how big his dick is - if you see him naked you're instantly struck blind by the sight of those balls!
ReplyDeleteWhat band is he in???
ReplyDeleteI was also going to comment on the balls but I see you all beat me to the punch.
ReplyDeleteSo to speak.
I'm not exonerating Cisco at all - he's a tool - but speaking from experience, I can tell you the bar usually picks up the bands drinks.
ReplyDeletebut captivalgirl, can he tie them in a knot? can he tie them in a bow?
ReplyDeleteMolly, you must have been lucky enough to avoid the pictures. Yes, he can tie them in a bow. And sling them over his shoulder.
ReplyDeleteHarriet, are you suggesting we punch him in the balls? I like it! If only Mischa had some balls to punch as well...
Molly - yes indeed.
ReplyDeletelike two melons hanging from a weak rubberband
ReplyDeletecap, he can? big eeewwwwww....
ReplyDeletemooshki, i couldn't look. i read the comments from those who did and that was enough for my eyes...lol.
Molly - ya gotta look......
ReplyDeletewe'll wait, go on, take a look
Since misery loves company, here's a link. Just don't say you weren't warned!
ReplyDeleteno thanks i still have nightmares of Ciscos pendulums swinging to and fro. the cock wasnt that big from what i remember. but those suckers hung halfway to his knees!
ReplyDeleteWhat the...? How did...? I've never...
ReplyDeleteDoes that come from a particular type of self-abuse or S&M practice. They can't just grow that way by themselves, can they? Is there a disease that causes it? Dropsey?
I feel so naive.
oh my god. oh my god. if they're that saggy now, they'll be down to his knees by the time he's 60.
ReplyDeletegross.
good diet tactic, however!
LOL Eeny!!!
ReplyDeleteomfg! that is disgusting! Thanks alot Mooshki! I have to go bleach my eyeballs..
ReplyDeleteBut I warned you! LOL!
ReplyDeleteHere's the naked Daniel Craig again to make it all better.
ReplyDeletei don't know what my problem is but i'm the only female on earth that doesn't get the attraction to daniel craig.
ReplyDeletebut nice distraction, mooshki....lol.
Molly, it took me a while, but then I saw just the right picture and those blue eyes drilled right into "that" part of my brain. :)
ReplyDeletei dont go for the Craige either,or the Viggo or Hugh...too beefcakey/cheese for moi.
ReplyDeleteDaniel Craig, thanks Mooshki. Hadn't seen this photo and it certainly redeems him from the one where he has just emerged from ocean. Honestly, I didn't know IT could shrink THAT much from cold water.
ReplyDeleteMs., have you seen that "Seinfeld" ep?
ReplyDelete"You see, that's what water does. It shrinks things."
I love that one.
Yes, I did see that episode. However, did you see that photo of Daniel emerging from the ocean? It's about 1/4 the size of bathtub one.
ReplyDeleteSHRINKAGE!
ReplyDeletenow if only mooshki had been in my life to protect me from cisco adler's balls, i'd be a much happier person!
and i don't get the craig adoration, either. sir sean is the ONLY bond for me!
I agree, Ms. and I thought (still think) he was a walking orgasm in Munich.
ReplyDeleteOh, poor Bunny! If you saw the Saggy Ciscos, no wonder you're afraid of FFF!
ReplyDeletePlastic surgeon needed stat for balls lift !
ReplyDeleteThey could start a new trend and call it the Cisco lift.
I'm not on the Daniel Craig train, either.
Mooshki, warnings don't work- at least for me. We are told not to do lots of stuff, so we do it 'really quick' ;)
ReplyDeleteWhat am I going to do when I have to tell my husband he has
sub-standard balls?
now viggo, i'll take.
ReplyDeletelive, glad it's not just me.
mooshki, i guess it takes more than one picture to access that part of my brain. my sexual psyche plays hard to get...lol.