That's Toys For Tots. Not Toys For Ti*s
Ahh, you have to love the holiday season. Everyone wants to get into the spirit. This of course means the adult industry wants to be involved as well. Sure, there really is not a lot of demand for Christmas porn. There is the classic Mrs. Claus Does The Elves and of course the sure fire winner, Santa Claus and Rudolph's Red Nose.
One strip club in New York is trying to get involved the best they can. Instead of just the usual dancers in Santa Hats they decided to give back to the community and at the same time make more money by getting their patrons drunk off their ass. Turns out that Sapphire West is offering free booze to any customer who brings in a toy for the toy for tots program.
I think that is a great idea because what kids wouldn't want to get a gift from a strip club. I just know though that some guy is going to read the promotion all wrong and some mom on Christmas day is going to have to explain why the package says rabbit, but there is not a furry little creature inside.
My Mr. Claus already had his first round of toys...ahem...and we're gearing up for more later on!
ReplyDeleteMERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU CDAN'ERS WHO CELEBRATE IT, AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS OF ALL KINDS TO EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE!
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tmi, selena. :)
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of Toys for Tits. Anything that gets things for kids.
I seriously dont like the way somethings have to be Pornorized and Christmas is one of them..A strip club is a strip club, no matter what kind of happy paint is applied. I remember walking into a house located in Germany, demarcated with a redlight (pedestrian safety) An exrated cartoon Porno was on the overhead tv, and it was Bug Bunny and Porky Pig blowing a prodigious load together. Personally, I thought this was gross, that's why somethings should be left alone. It can scar a person..for life!
ReplyDeleteThe Ref, hands down, favorite Christmas movie....in fact, sending the husband out to see if he can rent it right now
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