Wednesday, December 03, 2008

That Didn't Take Long


Apparently a few weeks of rehab was just what Blaaaaaake needed. He realized how much he missed drugs and so decided to go on a little binge. What a waste of life and space. Since he failed the drug test he now goes back to jail.

So, figuring he had nothing to lose he apparently showed up at the hospital of his beloved wife Amy Winehouse where he caused a ruckus. I don't know if he really caused a ruckus, but I have just always wanted to use that word in a sentence without sounding like a complete moron. I imagine the more correct term would be caused a disturbance as he broke into Amy's room and said he was sorry and blah blah blah. Now what he needed that money for from the interview. He probably already blew it all on drugs. So, now that little nest egg is gone you know he needs to rush to Amy's side and work that evil magic on her so she won't divorce him while he is back in jail. He's going to need her money more than ever. Of course he could have also been seeing how close she was to dying so he could guess if the divorce would take longer than she has to live and he would get all her money.

Can you imagine if she did die and he got all the damn money? You think Courtney Love has blown through Kurt's money? It will take Blaaaaaaake all of about five minutes to burn through Amy's money and sell every right to her music.

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