Thank You Tila Tequila

I know, I know. But, Tila Tequila made me laugh today. Someone please explain to me again how she became a star. Oh yeah, a bunch of perverts saw her wearing a bikini on her MySpace page and so some executive somewhere thought she would be perfect for a reality show.

Apparently Tila can sign books while giving an interview, because US, said they interviewed her while she was at her book signing. I'm skeptical that she can actually sign her name and talk at the same time. I'm pretty sure she can use a portable credit card machine to get an approval for a customer while talking though.

The shocking thing other than the fact that she has a book people want to buy is that she said she wants to adopt a boy. It freaked me out as well. I had a phone in my hand ready to dial child protective services when I read the following quote.

"Sometimes I think, like, let's just run away from Hollywood and adopt a son, and do my own thing," she said. "But then I realize, you know what? I want to make at least another billion dollars before I adopt children so I can just focus on them. Like, just move to an island and give them everything."

Breathe easy people. There is no way, Tila is going to make another billion dollars so the children of the world are safe. I love how she implies by her sentence that she has already made a billion dollars. Either that or she thinks billion comes before million. Either way, her time is done and if she has made a million, she should be thankful. because another million is not coming her way anytime soon.