Something Is Right With The World
Just when you thought that the entire world was conspiring against you, there is some good news. Paris Hilton can't find a record label to release her second album. After her dismal sales on her first album, Paris was dropped by Warner Brothers and now no record label wants to pick up the slack. This statement by Paris might be the reason why.
"I'm figuring it out right now. I'm not sure which label I'm doing it with. I wrote all the songs, it's very dance, like Kylie Minogue."
Ummm. Paris wrote it all herself? I didn't think there were that many one syllable words in the English language. I'm guessing every song has the phrase, "That's hot." Does this mean she wrote the music also? Of course not so why in the hell would she say she wrote it all? Can you imagine Paris sitting down and writing lyrics to songs? "I went to a party last night. Everyone was looking at me because I'm the best. That's hot." Repeat that twenty times and you have her song.
Don't she have the money to put it out herself?
ReplyDeleteYES!!! I love it.
ReplyDeleteShe probably doesn't want to waste her own money--I think she thought hanging around with Shrek Madden would open up doors in the music industry for her.
ReplyDeletei really loved 'Nothing In This World' on that cd.
ReplyDeletebut nothing bout that bitch is Kylie Minogue.
Kylie is god.
And Lady GaGa
i actually loved most of that first cd.
ReplyDeleteguilty pleasure.
How can she compare her music to Kylie's.
ReplyDeleteAnd it just keeps getting better. Accoring to X-17, Paris is trying to get back with Benji and he ain't havin' none of that shite. For the first time in years, I can almost imagine a world without Paris in it. Now, if karma would just get to work on Speidi...
ReplyDeletedidn't her grandpa take back her inheritance due to her behaviors? i strongly suspect that paris' money is funny.
ReplyDeleteYes, Quintessential. Paris and her parents make much of their income from her dad's business and supplement that with appearance fees at clubs and parties. Nikki has her ugly line of handbags and other endeavors and Paris must make something from her stinky perfume.
ReplyDeleteKylie should put out a song called "Paris sucks!" for the comparison.
lol@Paris sucks
ReplyDeleteAS I used to love to say, "Stars Are Blind", but Paris Hilton is tone deaf.
ReplyDeleteSanta has come early.
ReplyDeleteEnty - perhaps you could make a resolution for 2009 that would promise no posts on Paris, Lindsey and the like. I suppose gossip could get boring but those skanks make my skin crawl.
ReplyDeleteQuit posting about her and we wouldn't notice. She's irrelevent.
ReplyDeleteisn't it odd that i'm still posting as bb!
ReplyDeletebut google does't reconize me??
himmm?
you know the girl might be a disease filled skank but she has cash that she made all on her own.
ReplyDeleteshe may play dumb, but the girl is a decent businesswomen.
sure she can make the record herself but she doesn't have the kind of expendible cash to promote it and that's smart.
ask Kfed about that.lol.
I'm so happy she is fading away from the public's eye soon...
ReplyDeleteJay-Z looks like a grownup version of the black kid in Bloom County, wearing Buddy Holly's glasses.
ReplyDeleteNice suit, though.
SLJ's wife (?) looks like a goddess. Absolutely amazing. If the rumours are true, SLJ is a fool. (Daughter needs a travel steamer, though.)
Paris is a dumb cum dumpster. Period.
ReplyDeleteIt's not brains or good business sense. The "success" she enjoys comes from a combination of her relentless need for attention, her sociopathic opportunism, bottomless pit of capital and her family's connections.
I know a few people like this. From wealthy, connected families. One is a "jewelry designer". She took a class or two and had her daddy use his clout to get her line carried at Bendel's. It's nothing special. I see nicer stuff at art shows and on the street. But she had the connections and she will be successful because of it. These people would have to TRY to be unsuccessful.