Random Photos Part One - With Reader Photos

So, at the top spot today are a couple of photos of me from my facebook profile that have been photoshopped to the extreme, but are absolutely hilarious. This one below was done by Mooshki and pretty much resembles how I would love to fall asleep every night. Honestly who wouldn't want to fall asleep under a bacon quilt while eating a hamburger?


This is the holiday pose that is my current profile photo. I'm not sure what happened to my legs, but they are not really needed for this photo anyway. I think this will look great on the cover of my holiday cards. Speaking of holidays, FW had a birthday over the weekend so I wanted to tell her happy birthday on here.

Amy Admas just because I like her and she has a film coming out.
Nothing like a royal wedding. This time it is a crown princess from Austria. I love the older woman trying to help with the train.
Bradley Cooper is probably the best looking guy in the photos today.
Although I will say that Dustin Hoffman will give Bradley a run for his money. Damn he looks good. I think he is over 70 or close to it. Emma Watson looks pretty, but she seems to have about ten versions of the same dress. Matthew Broderick just continues to age right before my eyes.
Dita von Teese was at a comedy awards show. Not sure why. Doesn't seem like the right match for her.
This is as good as Edie Falco has looked in a long time. I think its because Stanley Tucci was also at the same event.
That is the naughty book. It is entirely filled with the exploits of George Clooney.
Glasvegas - Leeds
Hilary Swank looks pretty. I think but am not sure that the kid is the son of her boyfriend.
Jim Carrey doing press for his new film.
The lovely Judi Dench getting a lifetime achievement award.
Jade Goody signing her new book. Glad to see she is in such good spirits.
Again with the taking of a dog to a perfume launch. It would seem to me that is a bad idea, but then again, I'm thankfully not Jessica Simpson.
Mariah Carey, the pregnant one doing press for her new film. Yeah, I know. How could it do any worse than Glitter though?
I think Matt Dallas has been in the photos before.
Mary Lynn Rajskub is one of my all-time favorite people.
Another brat packer from the past. Molly Ringwald.
And her adorable daughter.
Nikki Blonsky looks great here.
And being engaged must agree with Natasha Bedingfield.
I can think of lots of other places besides under her shirt that Pamela Anderson should have a warning sign.
Last week was Marlo Thomas alone, and this time with her husband Phil Donahue.
The original groupie. Pamela des Barres with her husband Michael.
Reader Photo #1
And Reader Photo #2 & 3. They both read the site.
Why the hell not. Haven't had Ryan Seacrest in for awhile.
Rosario Dawson obviously thinks something is funny.
Perhaps she is laughing at Will Smith for matching with her. They were doing press for Seven Pounds which I have heard makes Schindler's List look like Vegas Vacation.
White Lies - Leeds
The Zooey getting in a little praying time.