Charles Not In Charge - Charles Barkley was arrested last night in Arizona on suspicion of drunken driving. As is the custom in Arizona he was given a ticket and sent home in a cab. Don't you think part of the learning process is to actually be taken to a police station, and thrown in a cell for a little while? Otherwise it just feels too much like nothing. According to TMZ, the former NBA star and now big eater, was pulled over after he ran a stop sign. He was probably running it because he had been out partying with Jaleel White. Yep. Urkel. Probably wanted to rush home and relive the experience while watching Family Matters reruns.
Brothers - Apparently Dane Cook's brother was not happy with his 10% that he was getting from Dane and so he decided to allegedly forge a $3M check and deposit it into his own account. Of course you are going o get caught when you only have $1.89 in your account and do that. Plus the fact that he put a smiley face after his signature was a big give away to cops. Why? Because that would almost be considered funny and as we all know, Dane Cook is not funny.
Puerto Rico bound - Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are headed to Puerto Rico for the rest of the holiday season. There they can fight in peace and not have to read tabloids. Some tabloids would have you believe they will be going there to hammer out their divorce agreement. Whatever. He will find someone 18 and she will find another guy willing to shell out big bucks on her. Hello Sean Combs. Is that a wad of cash or are you just happy to see me?