Quick Hits

Samantha Fires Back - Apparently Samantha Ronson just wants to keep the feud alive between herself and Michael Lohan. Instead of just letting things dies, she decided to tell Page Six that Lindsay Lohan did indeed write the blog post the other day in which she accused her dad of having an affair and fathering a child out of wedlock. It was also the one where Lindsay kept saying Aliana in reference to Ali. Anyway, Sam said that she doesn't ghost write MySpace blogs and basically called Michael an ass. Like that's news.

The Zooey - In Touch is reporting that The Zooey got engaged last weekend to some guy who doesn't deserve her and that she thought about refusing because she wanted to spend her life with an old fat guy who lives in his parent's basement. OK, I know. So, I hope she is happy. I hope it lasts forever. But if not, there is room on the futon.

Chyna - Chyna took her birthday party to a whole new level. She drank and cut herself right into the hospital. Apparently Chyna decided that booze and pills mix well so got drunk of her ass, started cutting herself and her friends called 911. At the hospital they said she was too drunk to do a psych evaluation. I don't think it matters if she is drunk or sober for that. Just pop in The Surreal Life and you will get your answer.