Quick Hits
Tom And Gisele - "Oh Gisele. You got engaged, I'm so happy for you. Where did it happen? How did it happen?" I'll tell you where it happened. Gisele and Tom got engaged on a 25 minute flight from New Jersey to Boston. The flight probably cost more than the ring, and there probably was not enough time for a quickie. Whoops scratch that. Two minutes would be all Tom needed. I'm happy for them, but seriously, I don't care if it is a private jet, that just seems like the most awful way to propose. It's such a short flight they probably didn't even have a chance to get unbuckled. He probably had to yell over the sound of the engines and tossed the ring to her in the air. Well at least we know he can pass.
Come On Get Happy - Shirley Jones' husband was allegedly caught shoplifting hats at a hat store. Yeah, I know there is a fancier name, but give me a break. You know what I mean. I watched the video on TMZ, and I still can't see straight. But, I have been humming Partridge Family tunes all morning so it is probably worth it. Except for the fact that now I can't get Danny Bonaduce and his FFF out of my head. See, that could be worse than the Verne Troyer photo. That image burns as well.
One Final Argument - Kate Walsh and her soon to be ex are arguing over their actual separation date. He says it was five days later than the date she says. Why does it matter? In this case, I can't tell. Usually it matters because you don't get half anymore after that date. If she wants earlier than it's possible she signed some endorsement contract or got some payment that week and so she wants an earlier date so she doesn't have to pay out. Personally I just think they hate each other and will do anything to piss each other off.
