Quick Hits
Birthdays - How about this birthday party? Ricky Martin, Ryan Seacrest and Lemmy from Motorhead all share today as their birthday. So, what I want for Christmas is all three of them in a room drunk off their ass with a camera rolling. That would be some fun reality television. You kind of have to close your eyes and imagine it. It makes everything much more fun.
Catwoman - Kate Beckinsale has been telling anyone that will listen that she wants to be Catwoman in the next Batman movie. What she should do is send a bunch of oysters over to Brangelina and hope they work and Angelina Jolie gets pregnant because that is about the only way Kate is going to have a chance to play Catwoman.
Funny Or Die - Will Ferrell's Funny or Die series will be around for awhile. Turns out the company got $3M from some anonymous benefactor. I would think that the website would not need to go out asking people for money. It's not like they are making thousands of films. Will Ferrell should be able to foot the bill. Hell, for making the movie Blades Of Glory he should be just thankful he can still find work.
Worst Movies of The Year - FOX News compiled their list of the worst movies of 2008. They said Seven Pounds was by far the worst. I know it is the most depressing movie of all-time but I had never heard that it was Razzie worthy.
Snot Pays - Some stupid person decided that he (had to be a guy) wanted to catch a cold given to him by Scarlett J. Knowing he would never get her to even acknowledge him because she only acknowledges herself in a mirror several times daily, he decided instead to bid on a kleenex she had sneezed into on Leno. He paid over $5000 for the privilege. Yes, the money went to charity, but is he really going to hang it on the wall of the living room and admit to the story? Well, yeah, if it is a guy he probably will.
7 Pounds: It's decent. It's entertaining, but sad.
ReplyDeleteI can understand Will Ferrell needing seed money to start the site, but not to maintain it.
Hey, I like this "Quick Hits" thing. KInd of like Random Photos, but not.
ReplyDeleteYup, I second Gladys.
ReplyDeleteGo Lemmy!
ReplyDeleteLove the quick bits - but have to know if you're serious about Angelina as the new Catwoman?
ReplyDeleteI'm picking out my piece of sidewalk by the movie theatre now if that's the case.
Scarlett is arrogant beyond belief and annoying as shit, but at least the douche who bought her germs donated that idiotic sum of money to charity. But you know he's the kind of person who would never toss a dollar to a homeless person. He's simply a pathetic millionaire who likes girls with massive boobs and Ebaying all night long.
ReplyDeleteI'm SSSSIIICK of Angelina in those sultry, smoldering, sex siren roles. She's a good actress, but I like her better when she's playing someone NORMAl (or slightly crazy, okay), as opposed to some Dark and Mysterious Lady of the Night. Maybe it's because she hasn't really picked roles that have appealed to me at all during the past couple of years. Or maybe I'm just so, so, so, so, so sick of seeing her face fucking everywhere, even though it IS a gorgeous face.
My vote is Gong Li. She's jawdroppingly beautiful, and Asian women are hardly ever given parts that don't involve (*sound of gongs*) being supplicants or stereotypes. I think of Catwoman as Asian -- wily and sineny like a Siamese. Angelina is more of an Abyssinian -- curious, adventurous, and unable to shut her big yapper.
Oh, and case you're wondering, Brad is a Maine Coon for sure.
Enty, I like these little gossip blurbs, too, but your label for Quick Hits is cheesy as hell. :-)
I like the Quick Hits but think you should make it more contemporary. lay the text against a screen shot from the Lets Get Physical Video with Olivia Newton John. Make sure you have a couple of the fats guys in it, Undulating MOOBS practically guarantee increased mouse clicks!
ReplyDeleteJust watched Seven Pounds the other night. To those who haven't seen it yet, grab that box of tissue before you sit down. I didn't find it as depressing as I found it thought provoking, actually.
ReplyDeleteIt was touching, even though it was a tad predictable. I figured out the premise of the movie, oh, five minutes into it.
But Will Smith's come a heck of a long way since his Fresh Prince days, and Rosario Dawson is flawless.
I actually didn't know that today was Lemmy's birthday. This has now brought a whole new depth to the meaning of Christmas for me.
ReplyDeleteFor the record, Lemmy would kill and eat both Ryan Seacrest and Ricky martin for birthday breakfast.
Who would win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?
Trick question, asshole. Lemmy IS God!
You know, Blades of Glory was a great movie - one of the best sports parodies I've ever seen. Genius work done in that movie, mainly because Jon Heder could go toe to toe with Will Ferrell. Anyway, it's not like ferrell has to apologize for that movie; it was very good.
ReplyDeleteErnestine, I've long thought that Gong Li is the most beautiful woman in the world, so I love that idea!
ReplyDeleteAlso, Blades of Glory had our dear Jenna Fischer in it! It wasn't one of my favorites, but I really liked it too.