Quick Hits
Here are some items I found interesting today, but just don't care enough about to muster up a full post about each.
Pete Wentz And Breast Milk - Apparently Pete decided he needed to share with the world, or at least the people who listen to SIRIUS program The Morning Mash Up that he has tasted Ashlee Simpson's breast milk. He thought it tasted "soury" and "weird." Yeah, but what did Joe Simpson have to say about it.
Speidi - After the AP busted The Hills and the Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montage fake wedding, someone wrote into the script that Spencer should just back out and give Heidi the real wedding she has always dreamed about. Of course that doesn't mean Spencer doesn't want to procreate immediately though. He says that he wants to have a kid ASAP. Since I don't think Heidi can have it before the season finale of next year's Hills season, they might have to fake that whole thing as well. Not that anything they ever do would be real anyway.
Michael Jackson - I still don't understand this story. Apparently some biographer of Michael Jackson said Michael needs a lung transplant or he's going to die. Michael's spokesperson Dr. Thome Thome (yeah, his parents loved him) said there is no truth to the rumors and then made some claim that Michael is going on tour and about to sign a huge deal with a huge entertainment company. Uh huh.
Twilight - Apparently the book and movie is now going to be a television show. Can you feel my enthusiasm?
