NY Post Blind Items
WHICH Olympic champion smoked pot for the first time recently at a Michigan hotel? The stoned athlete broke the TVs in his room, but later bought exact replicas so he could replace them before anybody at the hotel was the wiser .
WHICH lifestyle diva used a hand model for close-up shots in her latest book? She deemed her own hands too wrinkled .
WHICH still-sexy actress, who has a daughter now getting ingenue roles, is facing reality? She finally had her first face-lift last week.
1-Michael Phelps
ReplyDelete2-Martha Stewart
3-Goldie Hawn
3-Hmmm I was going to say Demi but is Rumer getting ingenue roles? Not with that mug she ain't
ReplyDeleteThese seem really easy (or am I not thinking through them enough?):
ReplyDelete1. Michael Phelps.
2. Martha Stewart.
3. Demi Moore.
Goldie and Demi have both had plastic surgery. On the other hand, sexy susan Sarandon claims never to have (to date), and her daughter, Eva Amurri, is landing some roles.
ReplyDeleteDemi's had lots of work done her face already...so had Goldie...I can't think of who it might be.
ReplyDeleteI hate to say this for #3, because I don't think she'd actually do it, but maybe Meryl Streep? Her daughter Mamie has been getting roles as of late. There's also Susan Sarandon (daughter Eva Amurri).
ReplyDeleteWell lets see which one of them starts to have that Asian look that comes from having a face lift, lol
ReplyDelete1. Michael Phelps
ReplyDelete2. Martha Stewart (although I watch her in HD and haven't noticed her hands at all. And there are quite a few hand close-ups.)
3. First thought was Demi but I think Susan Sarandon is a better guess.
Meryl Streep had a face life some time ago and it has settled nicely. It was talked about last year during the Devil Wears Prada promos:
ReplyDelete"But the real breakout performance in the movie was not Streep's acting, but rather her incredible face lift and other miscellaneous cosmetic maintenance jobs. The 57 year old actress sported a very taut neck, flawless face virtually free of wrinkles, and refreshed eyes in the film and in recent promotional events for the film. This has led us to believe that Meryl had a face lift, neck lift, and in most likelihood an eyelid surgery. Additionally, we are quite sure that she's done maintenance over the years via laser or chemical peels and the routine dermal injections such as Botox. Also of note, the plumpy cheekbones appear to be a trait of Meryl that she's had for at least 10 years, so we are not sure if she's had cheek implants or if it's a natural feature. What is difficult to pin down is not the fact that Meryl Streep had cosmetic surgery, which she did, but rather when it happened."
Sorry to be the party pooper here but Susan Sarandon has also had work done - at least twice. She has a good surgeon who doesn't go overboard and keeps her face natural looking
ReplyDelete#3 is not Goldie--she has been photographed in the past week out and about and no sign of bandages or scars...Demi has been photographed too.
ReplyDeleteI say Sarandon (Streep has never been considered sexy).
I call 100% bullshit on #1. A) most first timers don't get high, because they find it difficult to inhale, and B) I have never met ANYONE who gets more violent or aggressive when high. Every. Single. Person. I have met who has been stoned has been mellow & giggly.
ReplyDelete1 - phelps
ReplyDelete2 - dk
3 - susan sarandon (goldie hawn's daughter isn't just now getting ingenue roles)
kristen, do you know people who use being high as an excuse for being stupid? i think that's what this is about more than violence.
ReplyDeleteAw, that's too bad about Susan Sarandon.
ReplyDeleteThe BI about the Olympian clearly wants you to guess Michael Phelps, but it really could be any of the gold medal athletes.
a friend of mine used to live in aspen. goldie's been fucking with her face for YEARS. not her.
ReplyDelete#1 is probably Phelps, who attends (in theory) the U of Michigan.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Stewart for #2.
For #3 -- "ingenue roles" to me implies "very young", like Brooke Shields in "Pretty Baby" or Leelee Sobieski in "Eyes Wide Shut"; i.e. the daughter is in the 14-18 age range. Which rules out Goldie Hawn for sure.
Rumer Willis is 20, and I wouldn't really put her into the "ingenue" category... but Demi is the best fit for this blind I can come up with.
Any actor or actress that says that they have not had word done on themselves are lying. Demi had a major overhaul when she became 40 lol.
ReplyDeleteDemi had a major face lift years ago and it almost left her unrecognizable. Goldie has had so many we don't even know her anymore. Meryl Streep has too, and so has Susan Sarandon. Melanie Griffith as well. I just don't know who this would be. m But so far, no one has really listed anyone to satisfy me or that hasn't already had a face lift.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Kristin S. on this one.
ReplyDeleteNow, if he got high smoking something ELSE or if something was mixed into a joint or blunt, MAYBE.
But no one trashes anything but food their first time high.
So Molly could be correct as well--dude just used that as an excuse (cuz he really doesn't smoke weed or know anything about it) and something else stupid happened.
Use another excuse, people! Stoners are not all stupid nor do *they* do stupid things on a regular basis!
#3 Jane Seymour - her daughter has (or did) accompany her to a red carpet event. Maybe an intro to show business?
ReplyDeleteSusan Sarandon or Melanie Griffith. Remember, it said first full lift, not little procedures. so it could be someone who's been doing a few tiny nips/tucks, and finally went all out.
ReplyDeletePhelps has been on a one way train to Doucheville since he won all those medals...i can totally see this being him. smoking his first joint at 3am completely pissed after the bar? for sure.
ReplyDeleteI whole-heartedly agree with Kirsten S...BS on the tv trashing while high on weed.
ReplyDeleteThe most violent thing a pot smoker is likely to do is rip open a bag of chips.
mmmmmm....chips.
eva amurri (sarandon's kid) played her daughter in" the bangor sisters" (2002) and even won some kind of award for it (nepotism is alive and well in hollywood).
ReplyDeletedunno (!) if her resume can be considered ingenue material.
I don't BS it, Kristen. I've seen it, albeit only once.
ReplyDeleteIt could be that the pot was adulterated with something else, though. It does happen, especially if some idiot thinks it would be "funny".
Meryl Streep is TOTally sexy.
ReplyDeleteWell, I would, before I'd even consider Demi.
Choosing between Meryl and Susan S would be a struggle though...
Agree with the pot = non violence.
ReplyDeleteIt's more like, where's the couch & where's the chips?
If true, he must not have gotten any effects (likely 1st time) and used the smoking as excuse to be a real ass.
What a tool Michael Phelps is.
ReplyDeleteGoldie has definitely already had at least one major facelift. I sat next to a OR Nurse on a long boozy flight who worked in an office where she had it done.
Something went wrong with the muscles around her mouth-the wrong things got severed or something like that. The doctor couldn't fix the problem. I think that may be part of the reason why she always partially covers her face with all the hair.
And #2 is ridulous. Who cares? The only way that would be remarkable is if it is someone younger, like maybe Rachel EVO Ray.
Pot and alcohol mixed together CAN make some people violent (i've seen it repeatedly from at least two people close to me). That combo is why some people don't want pot to become legalized (especially as there are stronger strains that seem to have a worse effect on people - again from experience).
ReplyDeleteBut i agree that smashing TVs seems like someone being silly and showing off whilst high (or acting high lol) which is the most common reaction to pot. If it was violence, the room would have been trashed.
Sounds like the increasingly fuck-witted partyboy Phelps...
If Goldie Hawn or Demi Moore had a face lift last week, it definitely was not their first.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's not Susan Sarandon. But I think it might be.
Eva Amurri was hilarious in Saved. And I love love love Susan Sarandon--she always has seemed very real and down to earth. AND she has always eschewed cosmetic surgery as a tool for the tools. But as Dolly/Truvee said so wisely...
ReplyDeleteTime marches on. Eventually you realize it is marching straight across your face.
My vote is for Susan.
1-phelps
ReplyDelete2-rachel zoe
3-sarandon
lol @ phelps on trippin on mary jane...he better stick to grass and nothing major...lol
ReplyDelete# 2 has GOT to be Rachel Ray -- she's got some unattractive hands...must be all the dishes she does?
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