Mischa Barton Will Lie Right To Your Face

You should know by now that I am a sucker for all things Mischa Barton. If there is any kind of story or photo I can post about her, of her, or where I can reference her, I will do so. Therefore, it goes without saying that I read her blog. I mean, it is where she probably delivers to the world her insights and thought and shares all of her knowledge with the world to her fans. Uh huh. It is also makes me laugh so hard I sometimes can't see the screen because I am crying so hard.

In her latest entry, Mischa takes us all with her on her journey to India where some financier has decided she is actually worth paying as an actress. I know, I know. But he thought Mischa could introduce him to Rachel Bilson so he thought it was worth it. Let's take a look at the very first paragraph of what Mischa filed in this post shall we? (Now close your eyes and imagine Eddie Murphy in Mr. Robinson's neighborhood inviting you in with his hand)

So guys India has been amazing. A little frenetic, as they do things a little different here! So it's been tough with the long shoot days to check in much! But the people are amazing, so eager to please and I've learned so much from them.

OK, well as you can probably guess, when I first read this part I thought I was going to write about how Mischa is lazy and complaining when she is lucky to even have a damn job. You do realize that even on the longest day imaginable, she probably only actually works an hour of those days right? OK, and she is telling her fans that because of these incredibly long work days she can't write. She makes it seem as if she would love nothing more than to write to her fans, but damn this Bollywood they won't even give her five minutes to catch her breath. But you see, that is not the whole truth and nothing but the truth, because Mischa spends all of the rest of the post explaining what things are more important than her fans.

1. Visiting as many temples as possible. She has seen plenty.
2. Eating and drinking - ok. I will give her a break there.
3. Playing the sitar and trying to have a lesson each day.
4. Coming up with as many references as she can in one post to remind people she is British and not American. I don't think the UK is actually raising their hand and saying "yes please" to having her. I think they would prefer she stays in the US.
5. Goa for her vacation.
6. Para sailing
7. Jet skiing
8. Swimming in the ocean for ages everyday.

With all of that I'm just wondering when she even has time to film, let alone post for her readers. As always, the comments on the fan sites are truly what makes it gold.

Oh, and as a bonus, check out the photos of her Christmas from this year. They include two solely consisting of her dogs. The other photo is from when she is five and posing with her younger sister. Yeah, the sister that kept having to go to rehab thanks to you know who.