Just when I thought Lindsay Lohan could not get more annoying she has found a way. She is apparently now fluent in Yiddish and she speaks about herself in the third person. She posted a note on her celebrity blog about how she has been getting so many e-mails from people wanting to know if she and Samantha are still together. So, of course she had to respond. Or, at least someone pretending to be her responded. Read it and see if you think Lindsay could honestly string together these sentences.
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
oy vey! rumors..
just to clear this up.. because i have been getting a lot of emails asking me this one question.
samantha ronson and lindsay lohan (me) are NOT breaking up
:)
take care
xxLL
Yeah, I really needed that clarification. Oh, and if you don't want to click over to her page, she is currently listening to "Happy Together." You want to know what I think? I think Lindsay Lohan thinks turtles are something that you see at an aquarium or the guy on Entourage. There is no way she knows the song, which leads me to believe someone with some music knowledge wrote it. Oh, who cares? Not me. But, you still want to have a really good time? Read the comments. They are better than on Kim Kardashian's site. Here is one of my favorites.
Woohoo!! What a great piece of news! Not to mention coming straight from you, Ms. Lohan, herself!...
I'm doing flips in my office room now!...My sub-ordinates would think that their 'boss' is kinda crazy right now but I.Don't.Care!!...I'm too happy - finally got to read/hear this piece of 'new' straight from you, Lindsay!
LLSR both looked so cute, adorable, SO-In-Love and seriously committed in regards to your relationship!...I am with LLSR all the way and wish you lovely girls would stay this way... Together...Forever. :)
Kisses to both of you! muah!muah! hehehe!
Take Care of each other well okay, Linds?
Stay well and strong, dear Linds and Sam. Luv You Both!
xoxo ;)
Beg to differ, EL. There's no way she HASN'T heard "Happy Together". She may have had to look it up, but trust me when I say, everyone knows that damn song. And for her generation, that might mean she only knows it because of That 70s Show...but regardless. I'm sure she knows
ReplyDeleteevery time I see lindsey's picture now, I can't help but think how it must really suck to be her. Talk about a fallen star.
ReplyDeleteHappy Together was used as a Golden Grahams jingle in the late 80s/early 90s.
ReplyDeleteHow do I remember this and not the material I have been studying the last 24 hours?
"Happy Together" makes me think of parachuting turtles in the great movie "Ernst Goes to Camp".
ReplyDeletewell to be fair there are lots of songs i know very well, but no clue on who sang a few.
ReplyDeletei think its hilarious that Facebook shut her donw for being a fake Lilo..lol.
I hope we're not watching Dana Plato reincarnated.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot Enty, I just threw up all over my keyboard reading those comments off of Lohan's site. Why do you and other bloggers even mention this pathetic kid anymore?
ReplyDeleteI have to agree with paleaalebrew 10, except on the fallen star part--I think she THOUGHT she was a much bigger star than she was, surrounding herself with bodyguards & holding court.
ReplyDeleteI never saw another starlet her age carrying on the way she did.
But it must suck to be her all the same.
Sam looks like Lohan's dad. creepy.
ReplyDeleteSam kind of looks like Hayden Christensen after a really rough night.
ReplyDeletewhat I really want to know is what posessed the editors of Bazaar to put her on the December cover? She is photoshopped to death, and yet she still manages to look like hell warmed over.
ReplyDeleteHow is she relevant to fashion (or anything)?????
She was my friend on facebook.
ReplyDeleteIt was Linsdsay Ronson or something.
and then some asshole told the world so she deleted it.
I really enjoyed reading her wall.
Now she's just sticking to myspace which is LAME
Enty Baby, did you write those snarky remarks?
ReplyDeletelol
Lilo, Paris, Sharon Stone. Veeery slow day.
ReplyDeleteQuit posting about her and we won't notice she's gone. Why would any magazine put her on the cover. There are too many talented people to replace her in the few roles she gets that we should just move on to someone fresher. She blew her chance.
ReplyDeleteumm. I'm one of her myspace friends. I know lame but I can't help myself. I saw the post and my husband keeps telling me its not really her writing and I keep saying yes it is.
ReplyDeleteThe comments aren't that different from some of the overly gushy comments left on this blog, IMO...that being said, it is still kind of alarming that people are so wrapped up in a public person's life that they emotionally react like that (like they know the person).
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