I Hate Being Bored

There comes a time on every Christmas Day where you just get bored out of your mind. I think much of that has to do with the fact that with the exception of dinner, the day actually tends to end fairly early. You are left with large gaps of nothing to do but wonder how much one can drink in a day if you started with mimosas at 7am, bloody mary's by 9am and egg nog by noon.

I believe this boredom is why so many movies actually open on Christmas Day and why it is the busiest day of the year for Blockbuster. It could also be the fact that you are so tired of being with your family for three or four days, that everyone needs that two hour respite that a movie offers.

I found myself in such a period yesterday and with not much news to read, I found myself reading Lindsay Lohan's post on her blog more than once. In fact I read it several times. It was slow and it was just so strange.

It was basically a rambler. I think she probably wanted to leave come sweet holiday message but she basically decided to throw her dad under the bus for cheating on her mom while they were married. I believe cheating is pretty awful, but I would be shocked beyond belief if Lindsay had never cheated on a boyfriend. So, I'm not so sure she should be throwing those rocks. She also said that her dad confessed that there is a half sister. Michael still says no. I don't really care about that either.

What is interesting and what made me read it repeatedly is that Ali Lohan has suddenly become Aliana. When did this start? Is this some edict from Mt. St. Dina in an attempt to make Ali sound classier or because she wants to try the whole one name singer thing? I suffered through that Lohan reality show and no one on there ever called Ali anything other than Ali. I swear to you if they try and sell her album with the name Aliana and nothing else, I will go on a Lohan rant fest that will last for weeks.

P.S. Lindsay wants to sleep with Britney, or Samantha does or whoever wrote the blog post.