He Probably Wishes He Could Hibernate
According to ESPN, Tony Romo collapsed in the shower yesterday after his team got killed by Philadelphia 44-6. I need to stop right there, because honestly if I type the word Philadelphia I need to eat a cheesesteak. Now, I am a Pat's kind of guy. I know, I know and so for those of you who love Geno, I'm sorry. Anyway, back to our regular program.
According to ESPN, Romo damaged some ribs. Whatever. The team choked like dogs and the reason Tony was on the shower floor lying in pain was the fact that he realized he was not going to get a two or three week delay on the inevitable family vacation. No, not the family vacation with his own family, but the three weeks he will now have to spend with the entire Simpson clan in Cabo.
That is the kind of vacation where you long for a rib injury so that way you have an excuse when you start combining pain medication and alcohol so Joe Simpson and his plans for you and his daughter and your future business plans all comes out as a kind of hum. Plus, now Tony will have to hear about how two years of Jessica has equaled two years of losing. Kind of like her career. Well at least they have that in common.
I love you.
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Yes, I'm a Philly girl, and I actually do like Pats. but wit'out wiz and all that fun stuff (ew. i hate fried onions)
Lets see how it goes for Philly. They tend to do well until it counts, and then they choke.
Andy Reid is SMILING! His Job! Is Saaaaaaved. Not sure about his kids freedom though.
But this surely is amazing. So many things had to come to a crossroads to have the Eagles go on...
Now we're without TO so maybe! We can win the Super Bowl! Donovan 09!
Reid's job is saved until the Vikes in all their purple majesty whip some Eagle hind end! ;)
ReplyDeleteAnd to think that yesterday for my football betting pool I made a hail-mary, last-minute, upset-special pick switch from the Iggles to the Cowgirls.
ReplyDeleteGyahhhh! What the hell was I thinking?
I knew Romo ain't shit in December and I went with those pussies anyway.
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ReplyDeleteThe Eagles were certainly flying high yesterday .. putting to rest, at least until next week, all the naysayers .. I am a Philly born and bred girl, and beating the shit out of the Cowboys was the second best thing to happen to this city in the recent past ..the World Series Champ Phillies were #1 .. Pat's is the shit .. seeing romo go down and to crying on the sideslines was priceless ..
ReplyDeletei was so happy the eagles won, but geeze did the cowboys (and roma) have to stink up the field like it has never been stunk up before? i've seen high school teams play better football than they did yesterday.
ReplyDeletenot that the bears fared any better....
I think I make way better cheesesteaks than either Pat's or Geno's. Just sayin.
ReplyDeleteman i found the BEST cheesesteak at the Giants hockey game in Vancouver a few weeks back. Enty, you need to get your ass out here again soon for cheese steaks, poutine and Splitz bugers. mmm.
ReplyDeleteEast Coast teams...ugh. But on an equally shitty note.....West Coast teams...ugh ugh.
ReplyDeleteThat's why our Colts are flying to both coasts in the playoffs to shut everyone up.
Again....
Muahahahahahah
Jim's Steaks on South Street beats them both. Or John's Roast Pork on Water and Snyder. Pat's and Geno's is only for the tourist or those too drunk to care.
ReplyDeletePat's was OK, but Rose Tree footlongs were the best...
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