How about Peter Andre and Katie 'Everyone has their' Price? She bought him a baby George Foreman Grill and a buttplug and he ain't having it. I made that up but it made me smile.
This is whoever is dating Gavin Rossdale's illegitimate daughter. I can't remember anybody's names! She was dating Mark Ronson, but she's dating someone else now, I remember reading it but my Alzheimer's has kicked in.
Tack-ay!
ReplyDeleteChange "chart-topping star" to "CDAN commenter" and "model girlfriend" to "stepmother" and VOILA janepod.
ReplyDeleteJames Blunt?? The model types always seem to go for him, for some reason.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Heidi and Seal, but it would be funny.
ReplyDeleteHow about Peter Andre and Katie 'Everyone has their' Price? She bought him a baby George Foreman Grill and a buttplug and he ain't having it.
ReplyDeleteI made that up but it made me smile.
Hervana: I pictured Peter Andre doing the girlfriend snap while saying "Peter Andre ain't having it!"
ReplyDeleteThis is whoever is dating Gavin Rossdale's illegitimate daughter. I can't remember anybody's names! She was dating Mark Ronson, but she's dating someone else now, I remember reading it but my Alzheimer's has kicked in.
ReplyDeleteActually, isn't Pete Doherty dating a model now? This is totally something our Pete would do.
ReplyDeleteI seriously doubt Pete D. is 'char-topping' material.
ReplyDeleteYeah Cheryl, he did that but secretly he was hoping Katie would insist!
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