Would You Marry Danny Bonaduce?

There are reality shows and then there are reality shows. That seems redundant until you think that Amazing Race which is my favorite is at one end of the spectrum and The Next Mrs. Danny Bonaduce is so far at the other end of the rainbow that there is actually a f**king leprechaun sitting there.

I guess if Flavor Flav and Bret Michaels can find love then so can Danny Bonaduce. Apparently Danny is desperately trying to sell the show because he was just ordered to pay his wife about $200K a year in spousal and child support. For Danny, that means less porn unless he can find a way to make some money.

So, that of course translates into some lucky lady getting the chance to spend eternity with Danny Bonaduce. That sounds appealing doesn't it? Well, I will tell you that if the show does get bought, there will be thousands of women who will do just that. Sure, it might involve actually having to touch him or go on a date with him, but hey, they will get to have their 15 minutes of fame. And you just know deep in your heart there will be someone there who will fall in love with Danny and make him sing Come On Get Happy while they are having sex in the final episode. Of course if the photos in FFF are anything to go by, she will have a tough time getting happy if you know what I mean.

Oh, speaking of having sex in the final episode, I finally watched some of that Bret Michaels show. I saw the last episode and the reunion show. For those of you who didn't watch it, let me quickly summarize. The final two people were a stripper and a tv reporter. Bret, before he could make a decision had to spend one night having sex with the reporter and then the next night the stripper and neither of the two women even saw anything wrong with that.

I realize I am a guy and that I should be ok with it, but I really thought it was wrong on so many levels and was shocked that neither woman even cared.