They Must Need Money
Stephen Belafonte and Mel B renewed their wedding vows in Egypt over the weekend. The only reason I can think for doing this is to show the world they really are in love or of course they need a few bucks and so sold the wedding photos to a tabloid. Apparently none of the other Spice Girls deemed an appearance was necessary and so Mel B was forced to make do with B list celebrities from the UK. She says the other Spice Girls were not even invited because she wanted to keep it low key. That's code for they didn't want to come and there was no way hell they were going to do so. If you want low key, then do low key. Flying people to Egypt and inviting tabloids to come does not seem to be low key. Low key is having a few people over to the house who didn't get to see you elope with him before. I can understand having a reception in those circumstances. Pretending it is something else though just seems a bit hypocritical.
According to OK! Magazine who was there, Mel B wanted to do it for her kids who obviously will remember this day forever since they are what? Two. Just admit that Stephen has been maybe burning through the cash a little faster than you thought and that you needed some extra funds. Hell, this might be some kind of annual thing when you are running a little low. Maybe next year you can invite Larry Birkhead and split the money.
if she is running low on funds, it's because she failed to plan how to spend, save and invest.
ReplyDeletethese entertainers need to learn that the money does stop coming in at some point.
This sounds like the answer to the blind about the new husband running through her money, which we all thought was Ellen Pompeo and Chris Ivery.
ReplyDeleteWhy do they always put their kids in the conversation when they are babies and don't know what's going on?
ReplyDeleteSurfer you beat me to it! ITA this is that newlywed couple where he's spent all her money on gambling? or something...
ReplyDeleteAnd who's buying these "wedding pics" anyway? He's fug, and her taste in men was shot to hell when she got knocked up by Eddie "Tranny-Lover" Murphy.
No. One. Cares.
Whew. I should have re-read that before posting. Sorry for the negativity.
ReplyDeleteI need more coffee, total case of the Mondays.
"Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?"
ReplyDelete"No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man."
Oh yeah, that was the blind that started with "the singer - and i use this term losely" right? anyhow, thats the one i thought about straight away too!
ReplyDeleteMe too linnea, I knew it was this couple right off the bat, he's a con artist. That guy is a total creep~! Her sanity is questionable at this point. And I believe OK! bought the pics.
ReplyDeleteMe too linnea, I knew it was this couple right off the bat, he's a con artist. That guy is a total creep~! Her sanity is questionable at this point. And I believe OK! bought the pics.
ReplyDeleteSomething's up. She raked in millions from The Spice Girls Reunion tour and she surely gets A LOT in child support from Eddie Murphy every month and yet she's still selling photos of their renewal of marriage vows to the tabs?! And by the way, Hurghada, Egypt where this supposedly took place, is a very middle class, very average, beach resort where Europeans and Egyptians go for holiday and not a place known for celebrities at all. If this were really an upscale event they would've instead chosen Sharm el Sheik, Egypt which is a much more upscale, chic beach resort over Hurghada. (I traveled to Egypt in the early 00's and know both areas.)
ReplyDeleteHarriett Hellfire!! : D - LOL!! I love "Office Space" ..
ReplyDelete"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life."
"What about today? Is today the worst day of your life?"
"Yeah."
"Wow, that's fucked up!"
Oh! And I totally think these two are the answer to that BI ..
ReplyDeletesecond wil and h. hellfire. on both accounts, the holiness of office space and the blind.
ReplyDelete"now what about you, man, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"what would i do?
i'd do nothing, i'd sit on my ass all day."
"nothin' huh? shit, you dont need a million dollars to do nothin', take a look at my cousin, he's broke, dont do shit."
Her divorce from her back up dancer cost her a few $$ when they broke up way back when. I also remember that he was fighting for the older daughter, so I imagine there went a few more million. And
ReplyDeleteScary has been everywhere lately doing whatever to earn some money.
It is definately the answer to the blind item. I get the British OK magazine and apparently Scary was selling ALL her interior and old clothes online for 'charity'. That was just after the blind so thats when I knew she and her no good husband (what does he do??) were the answer. Mind you, her stuff wasnt going for much. A still of the site in OK showed her bed having only had bids up to 50 pounds.
ReplyDeleteSo why doesn't she leave this guy? Maybe she doesn't want to admit it wasn't such a good idea to sneak off and marry him in the first place.
ReplyDeletePlus, he has schmuck-face. Not carb-face, karma-face or gay-face. Straight up schmuck-face. Ew.