Looks like I'm going to have to wait awhile to see Michael Lohan get his ass kicked. Remember how Michael was all gung-ho about his charity boxing match? Well, a guy pledged $30,000 to get into the ring against Michael and I have no doubts he would have laid him out repeatedly. I was looking forward to watching it repeatedly on YouTube. I was going to make it the permanent top spot in the blog. This is something I was really looking forward to. Not as much maybe as Paula Abdul singing live on a morning show program which still has never seemed to happen, but I was counting down the days until Monday when the fight was going to happen.
I can't even blame Michael for it, although he did seem really pleased that it was not going to happen. Apparently since Michael is still on parole for a violent crime, the State of New York decided that he shouldn't be allowed to climb into a boxing ring and potentially put into another violent encounter. The only thing violent about it would have been when his head hit the floor of the ring, but, who am I to argue with a state government?
Lohan, for his part said he was really disappointed but understood why the decision was made. Yeah, I bet he was disappointed. He got what he wanted out of this whole thing. And, instead of setting up something for when his parole ends with the computer guy for some other charity he instead says now he wants to fight Mark Ronson. Whatever. The good news as you can see is that I found a close-up of his mesh shirt. Enjoy.
I know. :( I REALLY wanted to see him get punched in the face.
ReplyDeleteOH. MY. F*CKING. GOD.
ReplyDeleteI so didn't need to see his nipple in that much detail. I know need a series of drinks to blur that from my memory.
Blech to the picture. Now I'm a little sick in my mouth.
ReplyDeletePerhaps a good old beat down would improve his face......nah.
ReplyDeleteThis photo ties with the Verne Troyer sex tape photos--blechhh!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the story with that picture? So wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteHim and Miley Cyrus should get together for a photo class or something. This picture is wrong on so many levels.
ReplyDeleteWhat were the circumstances behind his wearing that shirt? Is he modeling for the International Male catalog? Did he post this on Match.com? Is Playgirl doing a celebrity dad edition? I need to know.
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ReplyDeleteHe looks so gay in that pic.
ReplyDeleteIf he touches one hair on Mark's pretty little head, I'm going OFF.
ReplyDeleteOh the things I would do to this man in that shirt... mmhmm....
ReplyDeletelike punch his face in, pour hot coffee, the activities are endless. His bicep looks like a tumor.
And I too am sad that animated gifs of Michael Lohan being punched out will not proliferate all over the internet.
I've been holding back on this, but I can't hold it in any longer.... is it just me or did anybody else wonder what's with the blurry thing on the left? Is he getting serviced? If not, is that is own knee/leg and why is it bare?
ReplyDeleteTurns my stomach. Ew.
ReplyDeleteoh my god, the douchebag took a photo of himself. look at his left arm extended - he's holding the camera. asshat.
ReplyDeleteit's born again porn- lightly covered so "it's OK!"
ReplyDeleteLOL DN!
ReplyDeleteeeewwwwwww
ReplyDeletehe looks like he doesn't have pants on