Sleep In Kate Moss' Bed For $400
Actually the headline might be a little misleading. With the resurgence of the dollar you could probably sleep in Kate Moss' bed for about $350. I know, I know, but I promise Pete Doherty is not going to wake up next to you. Although I'm sure for an extra $100 he would be willing. I mean this is a guy who used to get paid by the hour so he probably would be up for it.
Actually, the reason you are able to do this is not because Kate is out of money, but because the landlord at some place she rented for three years is selling the bed from the place. Wow. Didn't realize that people didn't usually bring their own beds with them. She rented the place from 2001-2004 and the guy is just now getting rid of it. How many other people have slept in it during the past four years? He's trying to sell the bed at an auction based on Kate's name, but I want to know who was sleeping it all the other years.
The guy selling it seems to think that every man will want to be able to say he sleeps in Kate Moss' bed. Umm. Have you seen Kate Moss lately? Have you seen who has been in her bed over the past few years? I'll take a pass thanks.
And buy a can of Rid-X for $2.97 after you're done!
ReplyDelete"there might be bugs on summa you mugs, but there ain't no bugs on meeeeee!"
wasn't there some pics not that long ago of her moving and her mattress was all stained and nasty? BLEH...I need a shower...
ReplyDeleteMan, I wonder what that would look like under a green light.
ReplyDeletejust burn it already..shudder i agree Pale...imagine what CSI could find on there......
ReplyDeleteI guess you can literally say to whoever purchases it--"don't let the bed bugs bite!"
ReplyDeletei was going to say something appropriate, but i'm just too ill.
ReplyDeleteKeep in mind as you read this article, that there's a past blind item about a certain rocker junkie in rehab who'd shat his bed and murmured to the attending nurse "just leave it, Kate". Lovely, innit?
ReplyDeleteI'd be gettin that bed de-loused before I jumped into it!
ReplyDeleteEw. Just ew.
ReplyDeleteNo way would anyone with any sense want to sleep in Kate Moss' infected ass-gravy.
ReplyDeletemost flats in london are rented furnished so that's probably why he has the bed.
ReplyDeleteI used to really like Kate Moss.
ReplyDeleteGag me with a spoon!!!!!!
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