Monday, November 17, 2008

Random Photos Part One

Before I get to the photos, I just wanted to say thanks to Jax, who stepped in when I really needed her to on Friday and did some posting. I took a very last second trip on Friday and was scrambling to get everything organized. She stepped in and I really appreciate it. You did a great job, and I owe you one. Or two or four.

Whatever you may think of the show TRL, it was extremely influential for a very long time. As such, I think it is only fitting that Carson and Damien get the top spot in honor of the show's last day. I'm sure MTV will take the opportunity to fill the time slot with reruns of Road Rules/Real World battles instead of music. At this point they should just completely drop the pretense the channel is about music.
Beyonce - New York
Have not seen Bridget Moynahan in forever. She looks fabulous.
Not looking as fabulous are Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Of course, if you have 14 kids, you are not always going to be looking like a movie star.
It really doesn't seem that long ago that Calista Flockhart was on every tabloid cover every week. Now, she is reduced to being in the mix of some random photos on my blog. I think the people from The Hills and The Kardashians would be wise to remember that.
As Chris Klein continues losing his hair he does look more and more like Suri every day. This whole conspiracy game would have been so much easier if Tom and Katie were blonde or something.
My favorite photo of the day, but honestly, what it made me think of was the Chris Rock movie where he is running for President and Robin Givens kept showing up in the oddest places.
If the UN had just named me a Messenger Of Peace, I think I would be having someone print up t-shirts and asking where the after party was. Charlize Theron just looks bored.
Dave Clark. He is a true legend.
Speaking of legends in their own mind. Look. It's Dan Cortese. He looks exactly the same as when he was on MTV all the time.
Denise Richards showing the kids what she looks like when she wakes up each morning.
Had to post this. Ethan Hawke smiling is so damn rare.
50 Cent - New York
One of my favorite character actors and also in that Chris Rock for President film. That's odd. Can't wait to see the Frost film.
Jeremey Piven looking pretty damn good. He is a good looking guy which probably contributes to the a-hole behavior.
Just a good looking guy. John Stamos.
Another one of my favorite character actors. Kurtwood Smith. This guy always cracks me up.
Mark Ronson looking well, different.
Michael Sheen makes a first time appearance in the photos.
Nelly, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris - New York
Primal Scream - Belfast
The Queen looks like she is trying to remember if she turned off the oven.
Ron Howard in on of the only photos I can remember where he is not wearing a hat.
Have not ever seen a photo of Sara Gilbert or her son together. If I have, I don't remember.
Looks like SuChin Pak may have broken a heel.
You know that Kid Rock made some moves on Taylor Swift.
Apparently she rejected him.
Vanessa Lemon Jello was at the TRL after party. Might as well. It is the only time she has ever been the center of attention. Oh, and when she got naked in Mexico.
The one and only Vivienne Westwood.


32 comments:

  1. I will help out next time if you are buying drinks.

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  2. seriously, what's with Carson Daly? And calista? plastic surgery? drugs? all of the above?

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  3. Well, this just throws a whole new kink into the Ent. conspiracy theorists. So, Ent. IS one person, and doesn't have a ghostwriter(s) already?

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  4. Gotta love Viv Westwood

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  5. I remember when both Carson and Jeremy Piven were cute "fat" boys, well they were nice and beefy then they went all crack on us.

    Chris Klein needs the hairclub for men

    Charlize Theron could not be bothered, yawwwwwn

    I used to love Dan Cortese

    All Hail The Queen, Charles will die before her, women in that family live forever (her sister aside)

    Sara Gilbert is such a non star, gotta love it! lol

    Taylor Swift, has the only name for PORN, lol,

    Vivienne Westwood, all hail the shoe queen

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  6. Ethan Hawk must be the only actor not botoxing or using wrinkle filler. I mean, look at Christian Slater.

    Vivienne Westwood I love, but this is Nicole Kidman in 10 years.

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  7. Jeremy Piven looks cracked out of his mind.

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  8. Ugh, even though I live in SoCal I hate, hate, hate, rubber thong sandals with jeans. Come on Bridget and Sara, at least get a cute high wedge sandal.

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  9. Thanks Enty..it was fun and nerve wracking at the same time!
    you're most welcome.

    anonmom- no Enty has always credited any guest writers for reviews etc. if he has ghost writers then i doubt he would have bothered asking me.

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  10. Who is the the first character actor Enty mentioned? The one with this caption:
    "One of my favorite character actors and also in that Chris Rock for President film. That's odd. Can't wait to see the Frost film."

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  11. I love Sara Gilbert--I wish they would make her a regular on The Big Bang Theory.

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  12. Sara Gilbert is a regular on BBT, but she might not be in every episode.

    And that was Frank Langella.

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  13. I don't know if Sara Gilbert could be called a regular--she makes appearances every once in a while, but she is not part of the regular cast--I wish she was.

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  14. Per Variety she was added as a regular. I see what you're saying, but they are calling her one.

    http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117990315.html?categoryid=1236&cs=1

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  15. Thanks, Jax. I am dying to know who Enty really is, but I guess that is something that I'll just have to live with - the not knowing, that is!

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  16. Anonymous3:17 PM

    Memo to Chris Klein: with a forehead like that, you sweep the long greasy hair over to cover it, not away from it.

    Memo to Dan Cortese: Lose the kids and the wife, and meet me in the back alley. Bring Jeremy Piven and John Stamos with you.

    Michael Sheen was an opening presenter at the Minneapolis-St.Paul film festival a few years back, seemed like a likable guy.

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  17. Anonymous3:17 PM

    i just feel so sorry for denise richards daughters - they never ever smile - they just always look depressed.

    although, they are going to be the reason for some interesting tabloid stories in a few years.

    and sara gilbert is just great!

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  18. John Stamos looks so hot there...love him! sigh.

    Ethan Hawke looks refreshingly human and non-botoxed.

    I've seen Sara at Starbucks...with her son & partner I think...all seemed normal!

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  19. Anonymous3:25 PM

    Chris Klein looks gross.

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  20. Denise Richards' kids are always sucking their thumbs -- both of them.

    And yeah, in 12 years we're going to be hearing some pretty crazy stories -- Paris Hilton will seem quaint by then.

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  21. Random thoughts (sorry -- this is long):
    1. Jax totally kicked ass with her posts. Feel free to let her pinch hit for you any time, Enty.
    2. Carson Daly looks suspiciously like Dick Clark, there. Lay off the bottle tan and Just For Men, dude.
    3. Calista Flockhart may not be as famous any more, but she still looks more healthy than her Ally McBeal days.
    4. I can't decide if Denise Richard's kids look bored, doped or terrified. But they definitely don't look like they're interested in the photo op.
    5. Ethan Hawke actually has a very attractive smile. Now if he would wear something other than flannel shirts...
    6. Jeremy Piven is another one of those guys who I wouldn't know if it weren't for gossip blogs. Now that I know him via gossip, it makes me want to watch his show even less. Pig.
    7. John Stamos may be a pig, too, but I still think he's more doable than George Clooney. Recent pics of Clooney remind me of an old "friend" of mine, which makes him even less doable. But I digress..
    8. The older the queen gets, the more she reminds me of my Grandma Opal. Unlike the queen, my grandma was a poor country woman. I miss her.
    9. Sara Gilbert's son is adorable.
    10. Taylor Swift needs to do something different with that hair. Kid Rock needs to do something different with those hands. Ew.
    11. Vivienne Westwood looks a whole lot like that other assistant girl from The Devil Wears Prada. Again, just sayin.'

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  22. Ethan Hawk and Jeremy Pivan both look grotesque.

    Chris Klein has to be hooked on something. He's looking bad and way too thin.

    I keep looking for a bad picture of John Stamos but it's not going to happen. And isn't he older thank Ethan, Jeremy and Chris? Take note boys.

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  23. Dear God Angelina's wearing Mom pants!

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  24. Yes it is hilarious to see Angelina in the MOM PANTS! It makes sense that she and Brad are tired with all of those children but they could have dressed a little better.

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  25. dn, you're a naughty, naughty boy!
    and you can HAVE the other two, but i'm kidnapping john stamos while you're not looking!

    ALL HAIL TO JAX!
    i, too think you did a terrific job, and want to say thanks for filling in for our enty!

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  26. Fuck me, Denise Richards' little girls are so sad and withdrawn looking. They are not even looking at the dog mommy is so excited to show them.. They both seem consumed by their oral fixations and those downcast eyes! Makes me feel sad.. They often look like this in photos.

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  27. love, love, love Red Forman (Kurtwood Smith).
    That 70's Show is the best stoner show ever!!!


    Chris Klein looks like there is something very wrong with him.

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  28. Love Beyoncé's jacket.

    Is Brad wearing parachute pants? Rise up! Rise up! Oh wait, that's The Parachute Club.

    Yeah, Chris Klein has really gone downhill. And I don't believe that is boredom on Charlize's face - I believe she is honestly trying to act humble. An exercise I'm sure her acting coach gave her.

    Denise looks terrifed of the dog (or upset the dog looks better than she does). One thing I wonder about the girls - does Mommy command them to suck their thumbs in public in an attempt to make them look more adorable? Not judging the kids, mind you. They just have this look of being mothered by Joan Crawford - must do as they're told, or else.

    Ethan Hawke = kid from Deliverance all growed up. I dunno about that Primal Scream picture, Ent. For a band with that name, he's looking pretty mellow. And The Queen looks like she had too much dairy.

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  29. chris klein is a greasy mess!

    WTF? Dick Clark? Doesnt look like him AT ALL.

    Denise Richards' girls look traumatized. Call Children Services. Sumptin aint right here.

    The Queen needs a new freaking do I tell ya!

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  30. Just had to comment, I went and saw Frost/Nixon tonight at an advance screening and it was excellent. Absolutely wonderful. I just wish Enty had found some pics of Sam Rockwell (sexy beast!)

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  31. Love love love dan cortese .. remember when he was elaine's bf on seinfeld and george was "in love" with him .. that was some funny stuff ... he is still gorg ..

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  32. poor Chris Klein! :(

    I hope he's alright, he kinda looks like a cancer patient there. >.<

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