Pamela Anderson Does Live In A Trailer
It almost sounds like a punch line or something you have always wanted to say, but Pamela Anderson who the world has long suspected of having a Jerry Springer-esque lifestyle is actually living in a trailer. I was going to make some derogatory comments about trailer living but then realized that people have internet in trailers. Sure, they are probably "borrowing" their wireless signal from somewhere, or instead paying their neighbor $5 an hour for internet access but they do have it. But only until 10pm because that is when Earl starts charging $20 an hour because the men come over to watch porn.
If you think about this in an entirely stereotypical trailer way and in no way how I believe trailer people live, Pam has been married at least three times, had her ex-husband thrown in jail, was paid to have sex by a guy she later married, has an incurable disease, is a single parent, her parents disapprove of her lifestyle, and sleeps with her ex when she feels like it. Sounds like a Springer episode to me. All we need is a fight between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock over Pamela and she spurns them both and brings Verne Troyer out as her new man.
Pamela Anderson is living in a trailer because her house is being renovated. "I live in a mobile home and I love it! It's small but chic and perfect for me and the kids. It's fun having to sit on beanbags and do our washing at the laundrette."
Umm, has anyone seen photos of Pamela doing laundry outside somewhere? I thought she was living with Tommy anyway. Wasn't it one of those things where she lived at his place and if she didn't bring anyone home and he didn't bring anyone home that they had sex together that night? I seem to recall her saying that when she was doing press for her failed reality show. So, forgive me if I don't necessarily believe she is out there shoveling quarters into a machine and buying detergent from a vending machine. Yeah, I've been there. I know what it is like and I don't see her doing it.
I guess living in a trailer though does give some truth to the saying that when the trailer is a rockin, don't come a knockin. They must love her at the park. Hell, Earl though probably isn't making his $20 an hour at night now because everyone just tries to look through Pam's windows.
If you think about this in an entirely stereotypical trailer way and in no way how I believe trailer people live, Pam has been married at least three times, had her ex-husband thrown in jail, was paid to have sex by a guy she later married, has an incurable disease, is a single parent, her parents disapprove of her lifestyle, and sleeps with her ex when she feels like it. Sounds like a Springer episode to me. All we need is a fight between Tommy Lee and Kid Rock over Pamela and she spurns them both and brings Verne Troyer out as her new man.
Pamela Anderson is living in a trailer because her house is being renovated. "I live in a mobile home and I love it! It's small but chic and perfect for me and the kids. It's fun having to sit on beanbags and do our washing at the laundrette."
Umm, has anyone seen photos of Pamela doing laundry outside somewhere? I thought she was living with Tommy anyway. Wasn't it one of those things where she lived at his place and if she didn't bring anyone home and he didn't bring anyone home that they had sex together that night? I seem to recall her saying that when she was doing press for her failed reality show. So, forgive me if I don't necessarily believe she is out there shoveling quarters into a machine and buying detergent from a vending machine. Yeah, I've been there. I know what it is like and I don't see her doing it.
I guess living in a trailer though does give some truth to the saying that when the trailer is a rockin, don't come a knockin. They must love her at the park. Hell, Earl though probably isn't making his $20 an hour at night now because everyone just tries to look through Pam's windows.
