Just What Every Woman Wants To Hear

So, imagine you are one of the worlds sexiest models and you are posing for one of the sexiest photoshoots ever with a really sexy hot guy. You are probably feeling pretty good about yourself. Your self esteem is great and then you find out the guy thinks you look like his 12 year old nephew.

So, sayeth Mark Wahlberg when asked about his famous photoshoot with Kate Moss. "It was OK. I wasn't into the waif thing," he told Nuts Magazine. "She kind of looked like my nephew."

Nice. There is nothing more flattering to a woman probably then being compared to some 12 year old boy. I'm just glad that Mark didn't add something after to try and correct his mistake. Can you imagine if he had thought about hurting Kate's feelings and said something like, "but my nephew is hot." Yeah, that would have been even more fun. Oh, wait. He did.

"I mean she's beautiful -- she's a very pretty nephew -- but I'm more into curvy women."

Nice. Now we know why Mark likes spending so much time with his family.

As it is, I'm guessing that Kate doesn't give a crap. I doubt she can remember things that happened last year let alone events that happened 20 years ago. The only one who looks kind of dumb and ignorant is Mark and this despite the fact that Kate Moss knowingly slept with Pete Doherty.