Hef Isn't Having Sex - At Least With Holly
Yesterday in the NY Daily News I saw that Holly Madison was trying to get attention again by spilling more about Hef. If she isn't careful she is going to lose her job as a "photo editor." Please all she did was look at photos and if she stumbled on the right one it got in. Anyway, she was going on about how Hugh Hefner is high maintenance and I was thinking to myself, "Duh. The guy is 80 something, has lived in the same house for 40 years, wears his pajamas all day and a has a curfew for everyone." I mean I would have thought she would see this going in. So, I didn't really think it was worth a post. But then this morning I read it again and I saw that Holly is complaining about her sex life or lack thereof.
"I haven't had sex in a really long time," she said. "And that's the honest truth."
Now how would you define a really long time. I mean there are some people who would probably define 8 hours as a long time and others who would say 8 years is a long time. Again, the man is 80 something and I don't care how much Viagra he takes, if he is trying to keep three women happy at once at that age, someone is going to be left out. I never heard her complaining when she was getting paid and trying to be Hef's wife and have his baby about her lack of sex. So, now that they have broken up she keeps saying all of these things about him, and I'm wondering if she really even cared for the guy or just wanted to trap him. The fact that she is with Criss Angel now is enough for me to realize that Hef made the right choice in not getting serious with her.
"I haven't had sex in a really long time," she said. "And that's the honest truth."
Now how would you define a really long time. I mean there are some people who would probably define 8 hours as a long time and others who would say 8 years is a long time. Again, the man is 80 something and I don't care how much Viagra he takes, if he is trying to keep three women happy at once at that age, someone is going to be left out. I never heard her complaining when she was getting paid and trying to be Hef's wife and have his baby about her lack of sex. So, now that they have broken up she keeps saying all of these things about him, and I'm wondering if she really even cared for the guy or just wanted to trap him. The fact that she is with Criss Angel now is enough for me to realize that Hef made the right choice in not getting serious with her.
kicked to the curb and bitter - sarah larson syndrome anyone
ReplyDeleteher and hef have been broken up for months. it makes sense that she hasn't had sex in a long time. she said all of this in her us weekly interview. this is nothing new. hef has already made it clear that he IS having sex and I think Holly just said that she hasnt had sex in a really long time so people would get off her back about hooking up with criss angel. and also, i think criss angel is gay and she is one of his beards.
ReplyDeleteHef has been around the block and knows a scam artist when he sees one. NEXT!
ReplyDeletemontana ...i think Heff invented the block @@@ and 8 hours without sex is a long time Ent !!
ReplyDeleteLOL didn't Criss Angel brag the other day that he & Holly were "friends with benefits"?
ReplyDeleteEeewwww, is that hair showing around her bikini line?
ReplyDeletegross, first you bone a 80 year old dustfarter and now Criss Angel?
ReplyDeleteya that ain't nothing but gold there girl...sick.
If my choice was Hef or nothing, I would go with the nothing. EW!!
ReplyDeleteLMFAO @ Jax's "dustfarter".
ReplyDeleteNever heard that one lol!