Thursday, November 20, 2008

Daily Mirror Blind Item

Which Premier League footballer was stunned when girls started randomly attacking him with ice cubes at London's Funky Buddha club?

The star, who had been caught two-timing, looked like he was about to cry...


8 comments:

  1. Those pussy footballers are always on the verge of crying. ;)

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  2. probably included alot of kicking & screaming

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  3. Hair pulling and scratching too

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  4. Ooooh Moosh, I've got a capital C too. I was going to ask you how you did that but here it is and a trashcan too.

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  5. Ashley Cole, arsehole.

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  6. totally has to be Ashley Cole, especially seeing as the whole of the UK has fallen in love with Cheryl :).

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