Cooking Oil Is Not Silicone

Attention Lisa Rinna and any other actress out there who is contemplating some kind of do it yourself plastic surgery procedure. Ummm. Don't. That is a lesson you can thank Hang Mioku for. As you can see Hang was an attractive woman when at 28 she decided to have her plastic surgery procedure. 20 years later she was out of money after having countless procedures. Instead of saying enough is enough, she managed to get a hold of some needles and when her supply of silicone ran out she decided that hey, cooking oil would not be a bad substitute and began injecting that into her face.

Umm, yeah. Doctors and her parents think Hang might have some kind of mental issues. You think? Apparently she thought the injections made her look more beautiful. I'm guessing she didn't have a mirror at home. Television viewers in Asia who have seen her story managed to chip in enough money to reduce the swelling in her face so that at least it is somewhat normal in size. It will never be the same no matter how much work is done. During the surgery to reduce the swelling doctors removed 260 grams of foreign substance from her face and neck. I don't know how much that is in American but it sounds like a lot. Yes, I know. America is the only country in the world not on the metric system and it is a big pain in the butt. I have become something of an expert on Fahrenheit to Celsius conversions, but the whole grams to ounces thing has me stumped. Apparently the US did try the metric system for about a week but gave it up when we found out we would have to spend money to change all the highway signs. Seriously.

So, if you are up late one night and are bored, maybe feeling a little sorry for yourself because you just ate your 23rd Twinkie snack pack and decide maybe a little 2am self plastic surgery is just the thing to get you back on track, take a look at Hang and then be proud of who you are.