Monday, November 24, 2008

Blaaaaaaaaaaaaaake Found Someone Else


In some of the fanciest crafting of words I have seen out to paper, The News Of The World makes it seem as if they had an exclusive with Amy Winehouse. Hell, even the NY Post says they do. They don't. What they have is a source who told the News Of The World what Amy told them. It doesn't mean it isn't true of course, but it also isn't an interview with Amy Winehouse.

It really is a fun read though and if half of it is true then, basically it is what we already knew. Blake and Amy had sex all the time. They hired hookers so they could have threesomes. They did S&M and other bondage games and also apparently activities which are not suitable to discuss in a newspaper. OK, first of all, you just said they hired hookers and had threesomes and did bondage, so I think your readers who got that far could handle some more information. Of course the way the interview is done, whoever the source is, was the one who said it was too gross for a newspaper. Uh huh.

The other crazy thing about all of this is that German model who I guess is nuts for Blaaaake. Has she seen Blaaake? I'm not sure why Blake would give up mooching off his millionaire wife who could die any day for a German model who actually finds him attractive but has no money. I don't see Blaaake ever divorcing Amy. She might try and leave him and then she will end up marrying some guy the day after she gets divorced.

It really is fun to read though.


10 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Probably both of them are too high to know what they are doing.

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  2. Anonymous9:32 AM

    Yeah, he's had that model for awhile. I'd posted pictures of her at one of his arraignments, crying her eyes out. And this wasn't too long after those racy prison letters came out that he'd written to his skank of the week. They're both so high out of their minds they don't even know which way is up. The only way this ends is when one of them dies.

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  3. ewww just had a mental image of them having sexy time. Can't even imagine what STD's those two have spread about

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  4. Hmm, is there a hint to what the kinky stuff might be in the fact that a section of the article is titled "animals?"

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  5. There was a blind item quite some time ago about a female singer who liked to be peed on. The most popular guess was Winehouse, and the BI was just after she had gotten married to Blaaaaaake.

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  6. Why would Amy suddenly develop enough self respect to dump Blaaaaaake because he's with another girl? What makes this different from all the other ways he humiliates her---living off of her, threesomes (the article says that Amy was ok with them "because she'd been with girls before," implying that they were Blaaaaake's idea), etc. Amy wouldn't break up with Blaaaake unless he got his dick cut off and his sleaze cut out. She needs to have her vision of herself reinforced by someone who has as little respect for her as she has for herself.

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  7. Anonymous1:14 PM

    There is no hope for Amy at all until she gets off the crack.

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  8. Now we know why he didn't return to her when he was released.
    Also, why she looks so worn out.

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  9. After Amy and Pete Doherty fed those poor little live mice to their house cats, I stopped giving a shit about Amy. Didn't give too much of a damm before, but now, forget it. Live, die, whatever.

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  10. The lifestyles of drug addicts do not make sense to the average sober person. Their lives are chaotic and make no sense at all.

    It explains Amy and Pete and the rats and most of their illogical behavior.

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