Writing Your Life Story In Two Days

You remember when Miley Cyrus signed her book deal back in June or July? Yeah, of course you don't because you and I both know that Miley Cyrus has about 2:25 left in her fifteen minutes. So, since she probably knows it as well she grabbed that multi-million dollar book advance to write her autobiography. Now when I say write, I think what we mean is that someone who can actually read and write would be listening to several hours of "OMG's" and "for sures," and try and come up with some kind of meaning to the thoughts that would actually lead to sentences.

Well, according to Miley she managed to "write" her entire autobiography in just a few hours, but isn't sure when it is coming out. "I'm not sure when it's going to come out. It's finished but you've got a long process of editing and all that kind of stuff, so it takes a while." It especially takes awhile when your subject is 15 years old and probably has nothing relevant or important to say that took place more than a year earlier. I understand that book companies are trying to make a buck and I am all for encouraging young people to read, but isn't there a better way? Do we need 15 year olds writing about their life? I will tell you what. I would actually buy her an autobiography if I got to sit with her for about 8 hours and ask the questions I want to ask and I guarantee you it is not going to be what color her walls are painted in her bedroom and why.

Oh, and if you care about the show Hannah Montana, better enjoy this season because it is going to be the last unless Disney ponies up some serious dough to Billy Ray. If you were Disney, would you? Hello Selena Gomez, and don't let the door hit you on the ass on your way out Billy Ray. We'll see you down the road for Celebrity Fit Club or Rehab or something.