Was Ken Paves Going To Watch?

Here is the thing I don't get about Jessica Simpson. I mean she is an international box office superstar, well at least in one country, and she wants us to think she is intelligent and a great business person and a singer and a great girlfriend but then when you actually read what she is saying, you realize it makes no sense.

Kneepads really opened wide last night and talked about how Jessica was late getting to some birthday celebration in New York because of some really bad storms when she left Nashville. I think the operative word there is Nashville. She was in Nashville with Ken Paves and got delayed in her flight to New York. Fine. It happens. I just want to make sure we knew where she was scheduled to be months in advance, who she was with and what city she was flying from.

Now, when she got to New York, she told the crowd she wished she was God so she could control the weather. If she was God, this world would be one crazy place. Anyway, the point of the post is that she told Kneepads that Tony Romo was really hoping she wouldn't be able to fly from Nashville because he had a very romantic date planned for them.

"Tony was just praying [that I wouldn't make it out]," Simpson admitted. "He had planned a really romantic date in case I didn't make it [to New York] tonight."

And while a date night was tempting, "I decided to come," she continued. "I'm like, 'Honey, I have to go.' "

Well considering that Tony was in Dallas all day yesterday and Jessica was in Nashville I'm guessing this date involved a couple of webcams and a trip to the Hustler store. I guess that is romantic in a sense, but it seems kind of awkward to me to have some kind of sex like that knowing that Ken Paves is doing Jessica's hair at the same time and making a running commentary of how Tony is performing. Plus, didn't he hurt his pinky? Isn't he out of football for a few more weeks? Should he be risking re injury by proving he can get excited by Jessica Simpson.