This female tweener star may want to head on over to her doctor. Why do you ask? Well her tweener boyfriend picked up the gift that Paris made popular. And here we thought they were monogamous.
DN: I'm pretty sure that the stats are between 1 in 5 to 1 in 4 people nationwide having it--that's 20-25% of the population right there! Throw in the 90-95% of us who have good old herpes simplex (aka cold sore virus), and the cross-pollination between the 2, and, well, we're all screwed... *sigh* Depending on where the lesions are/what acts are performed, condoms may or may not help. It's quite possible this guy didn't know he has it, but he still should have been taking precautions with both girls anyway, the doofus.
Did want to point out, though, that having herpes doesn't automatically mean you're a ho-bag...unless, of course, you're a ho-bag irregardless of STDs. ;-)
"But then I realised that it says tweener boyfriend. Does that mean he's famous too?"
No. Tweener just refers to someone who is a teenager, not a celebrity. Notice how he referred to the female as "female tweener star," instead of just female tweener. So I think she's famous and he may/may not be.
I think it's Zach & Vanessa - "gift that Paris made popular" Remember a few weeks ago, Enty posted random pics and those 2 had some Paris caption under it. Usher had it too. Then, we had a BI where the majority of posters said Usher and Zac are together.
My vote is for Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. I think the "tweener" part is just eluding to the fact that they are popular w/ tweens, not that they actually are tweens.
Usher is still married because Tomeka is blackmailing him with his STD status--which he got from his DL activities. She gets the kids, money, name and drama for his mama and he gets to keep his image (mostly ;) ) intact.
herpes can pass through condoms people. also it's about skin rubbing against skin meaning you can get it by simply rubbing your genitals against another person. basically it's like mono.
My guesses are operating under the concept that a "tweener star" is a star popular with tweeners.
I don't think it's Selena Gomez, because she still seems to be fairly clean (for now).
I don't think this one is Slutty Cyrus, because her boyfriend isn't a tweener star. He's merely an underwear model.
That would leave either Taylor Swift or Vanessa Hudgens. Although the clues point to Vanessa, I really want to think it's Taylor. Dunno why, exactly. It may just be because I think she would be the most trusting and least likely to realize her guy was screwing around.
A tWeen is someone from the ages of 10-12 - not quite a kid anymore, not yet a full blown teenager. So I agree that 'tweener star' simply refers to someone who is a star among the tween set, none of the kid celebs today are in the tween age group. The boyfriend may or may not be famous, that one was left fairly open. The fact that we would even think they were monogamous though leads me to think that the guy is also famous (b/c if he wasn't, who would care about their monogamy?)
That said I don't know who it is and I don't think I care. I'm leaning towards one of the Jonas Bros. just b/c of the use of the word monogamous. That is a bit of an odd word to use for some teenagers.
Okay, on second thought I think I'm jumping on the Jamie-Lynn Spears train. Like I said, 'monogamy' is an odd word for a teenage relationship and I was initially thinking "religious?" But it is a word you use for married people or for a couple with kids of their own. 'We' caring about a non-famous boyfriend's infidelity makes sense in this case.
Ew, Jax, when you said that about her "bush" it reminded me of crabs - can you imagine the creatures that populate these folks? It's no wonder shaving has become so popular - it's a necessity! One of my favorite eps of Sex and the City is when Charlotte dates the 20-something and gets crabs - so funny! :)
There's no way Vanessa and Zefron are sleeping together. Have you seen their awkward chemistry when they're together?
LOLOL Another star doing commercials for VALTREX lol
ReplyDeleteohhhhh....so sad. wtf is wrong with these damn kids?
ReplyDeleteGEE WIZ haven't any of these idiots heard of condoms.....they better come up with a vaccine for the HERP fast !
ReplyDeleteeww! This could be Miley, Jamie Lynn, again, just about any of them.
ReplyDeleteVanessa Hudgens?
ReplyDeletedo the Gossip Girl kids qualify for this? or are we talking Disney?
ReplyDeleteherpes is everywhere ugh...there are way tooooo many people this could be
ReplyDeleteherpes is everywhere ugh...there are way tooooo many people this could be
ReplyDelete"the gift that Paris made popular"
ReplyDeletethat line is just all kinds of awesome.
The herpes rate is like 1 in 7 nationwide, 1 in 5 in NYC.
ReplyDeletePlay safe or don't play, kids.
taylor swift was in the random photos. isn't she dating someone tweeny? a jonas maybe?
ReplyDeleteI think the last sentence is sarcastic and that this is Jamie Lynn.
ReplyDeleteBut then I realised that it says tweener boyfriend. Does that mean he's famous too?
i want to know if 'tweener' refers to the age of person in question or their fanbase???
ReplyDeleteif fanbase...totally Efron.
dont worry Vanessa with the size of that bush you should be somewhat protected.
Ashley Tisdale?
ReplyDeleteblake lively and penn badgley?
ReplyDeletedon't know. i thought vanessa and zac efron but i seriously think he's gay.
SELENA GOMEZ
ReplyDeleteway to give her the herpolie urpolies, Nick Jonas
DN: I'm pretty sure that the stats are between 1 in 5 to 1 in 4 people nationwide having it--that's 20-25% of the population right there! Throw in the 90-95% of us who have good old herpes simplex (aka cold sore virus), and the cross-pollination between the 2, and, well, we're all screwed... *sigh* Depending on where the lesions are/what acts are performed, condoms may or may not help. It's quite possible this guy didn't know he has it, but he still should have been taking precautions with both girls anyway, the doofus.
ReplyDeleteDid want to point out, though, that having herpes doesn't automatically mean you're a ho-bag...unless, of course, you're a ho-bag irregardless of STDs. ;-)
wow someone's been reading their Valtrex pamphlet...lol.
ReplyDeletekidding.
vanessa hudgens and zac whateverthehellhisnameis
ReplyDeleteyuck.
love your avatar jax!!
I think the monogamy line is referring to Jamie Lynn due to those rumors of her boyfriend cheating on her and getting other people pregnant.
ReplyDelete"But then I realised that it says tweener boyfriend. Does that mean he's famous too?"
ReplyDeleteNo. Tweener just refers to someone who is a teenager, not a celebrity. Notice how he referred to the female as "female tweener star," instead of just female tweener. So I think she's famous and he may/may not be.
I think it's Zach & Vanessa -
ReplyDelete"gift that Paris made popular" Remember a few weeks ago, Enty posted random pics and those 2 had some Paris caption under it. Usher had it too. Then, we had a BI where the majority of posters said Usher and Zac are together.
hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI gotta hang out with these kids.
They know how to party!
w0000t!!!
It's not Zach and Vanessa! Read the blind. These two are teenagers. Zach and Vanessa ARE NOT TEENAGERS.
ReplyDeleteIt's not Zach and Vanessa! Read the blind. These two are teenagers. Zach and Vanessa ARE NOT TEENAGERS.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens. I think the "tweener" part is just eluding to the fact that they are popular w/ tweens, not that they actually are tweens.
ReplyDeleteisnt their relationship fake?
ReplyDeleteThat doesn't meant their sex isn't.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Zanessa guess.
Usher is still married because Tomeka is blackmailing him with his STD status--which he got from his DL activities. She gets the kids, money, name and drama for his mama and he gets to keep his image (mostly ;) ) intact.
herpes can pass through condoms people. also it's about skin rubbing against skin meaning you can get it by simply rubbing your genitals against another person. basically it's like mono.
ReplyDeleteMy guesses are operating under the concept that a "tweener star" is a star popular with tweeners.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's Selena Gomez, because she still seems to be fairly clean (for now).
I don't think this one is Slutty Cyrus, because her boyfriend isn't a tweener star. He's merely an underwear model.
That would leave either Taylor Swift or Vanessa Hudgens. Although the clues point to Vanessa, I really want to think it's Taylor. Dunno why, exactly. It may just be because I think she would be the most trusting and least likely to realize her guy was screwing around.
Before Heros Hayden Panettiere tried desperately to be in the spotlight, she went clubbing with Paris Hilton...
ReplyDeleteMiley and the cheeseball boyfriend
ReplyDeleteVanessa and Zac were my first guess. However, kanonymous makes a good argument for Jamie-Lynn Spears and her baby daddy.
ReplyDeleteA tWeen is someone from the ages of 10-12 - not quite a kid anymore, not yet a full blown teenager. So I agree that 'tweener star' simply refers to someone who is a star among the tween set, none of the kid celebs today are in the tween age group. The boyfriend may or may not be famous, that one was left fairly open. The fact that we would even think they were monogamous though leads me to think that the guy is also famous (b/c if he wasn't, who would care about their monogamy?)
ReplyDeleteThat said I don't know who it is and I don't think I care. I'm leaning towards one of the Jonas Bros. just b/c of the use of the word monogamous. That is a bit of an odd word to use for some teenagers.
Okay, on second thought I think I'm jumping on the Jamie-Lynn Spears train. Like I said, 'monogamy' is an odd word for a teenage relationship and I was initially thinking "religious?" But it is a word you use for married people or for a couple with kids of their own. 'We' caring about a non-famous boyfriend's infidelity makes sense in this case.
ReplyDeleteI think it is Nick Jonas and Taylor Swift.
ReplyDeleteWhat's odd about the word "monogamous"? When I was a teenager, all my relationships were monogamous. Still are.
ReplyDeleteEw, Jax, when you said that about her "bush" it reminded me of crabs - can you imagine the creatures that populate these folks? It's no wonder shaving has become so popular - it's a necessity! One of my favorite eps of Sex and the City is when Charlotte dates the 20-something and gets crabs - so funny! :)
ReplyDeleteThere's no way Vanessa and Zefron are sleeping together. Have you seen their awkward chemistry when they're together?
Jamie-Lynn, definitely. "Monogamous" seals it, imo.
In probable reality: Jamie Lynn Spears.
ReplyDeleteIn my fantasy world: Bristol Palin.
Zac Efron is gay, gay, gay!
So is Miley's underwear guy.
His sarcasm with the "monogamous" bit points to Jamie Lynn.
ReplyDeleteWhat other tweener stars have had rumors of infidelity? None that I can think of. Therefore, no need for the last sentence.
After reports of Casey with other girls, JL has gone to great lengths to deny it. Hence the sarcasm.
mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise
ReplyDeletemr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise
ReplyDeleteIt can't be Zefron because he's clearly batting for the home team. I like the Miley/underwear model guess.
ReplyDeleteI don't think it's a Jonas brother. They are supposedly virgins, so they wouldn't even be publicly playing the monogamous card.
ReplyDeletei think Vanessa H as well
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