Today's Blind Items
Talk about embarrassing. Wow. I can't decide who was the more embarrassed. This married A list director enjoys perusing escort sites and calling one to come over to his hotel room, especially when he is on the road. In this instance though he was in town, but was put up in a hotel because he had been doing press earlier in the day. Before heading home to the missus, he decided to call up his favorite agency and they sent someone over. Well imagine the shock on the face of both our director and the escort when it turned out to be the cousin of the wife's director. They had just seen each other at a family gathering two days prior. There were a lot of umms, but both decided it would be just a little too strange to do anything. Most guys would have gone home to the wife, but not our director. He called up the agency and got someone else.
Ah.....Clint ?????
ReplyDeleteif he's married,he's mickael bay!
ReplyDeleteI remember reading something similar to this. A few years ago, a married Israeli man was alone in a hotel room and decided to order a young escort girl. Imagine his shock when his daughter showed up!! It was a true story! I guess 2 wrongs somtimes make a right!!!
ReplyDeletenotice no where does it say the escorts are female?
ReplyDeletehmm...
Obviously one of them wasn't too embarrassed or the story wouldn't have leaked. :) I'm guessing the director spilled it to his buds.
ReplyDeleteis it supposed to say the cousin of the wife's director? Or the cousin of the director's wife?
ReplyDeleteIf the escort were male, I think that would have been stated as the big twist. Otherwise i am assuming it was a female.
ReplyDeleteAffleck.
ReplyDeletehe'll be banging her soon
ReplyDeletefancy meeting you here! yikes...
ReplyDeleteDon't think Affleck is A List on anything lolol.
ReplyDeleteoliver stone? spike lee? are either of those two married???
ReplyDeletethat's what i was going to say, kimmy. it should say it was the cousin of the director's wife. is there a reason that's wrong?
ReplyDeleteOliver Stone is a known cheater
ReplyDeleteOliver Stone is married to Sun-jung Jung, really wouldn't be surprised if one of her relatives was a hooker either...
ReplyDeleteAha! I finally got into the mix at a decent hour...
ReplyDeletekimmypie--thank you! Totally confused.
I think lately Ent has had more syntax errors than usual, which I chalk it up to--wait for it--being busy with *lawyer stuff*...?
...Annndddd, if Ent is Chunk from The Goonies, I would kiss his feet.
also, nancer...
ReplyDeleteand kathryn--you are a very bad girl.
And jax--I thought the same thing, what with the predominance of gaiety in Hollyweird.
ReplyDeleteHere is a conversation-
ReplyDelete"So how did you like that salad at the bbq the other day? Oh, and you get the family discount"...
Oliver Stone is a good guess, although he wasn't my first thought.
ReplyDeleteOliver Stone has a penchant for Asian women and if he called the agency asking for an Asian girl, his wife's cousin would fit the bill, thus making the coincidence plausible.
ReplyDeleteIt's the family deal that's as old as time...If you won't tell on me, I won't tell on you.
ReplyDeleteWell at least he didn't do the cousin!!!!
ReplyDeleteSteven Speilberg is my guess. I think Kate Crapshit would be a controlling wife.
ReplyDeleteben stiller? anthony fuqua?
ReplyDeletelist of highest grossing directors of all time
http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/01/02/most-profitable-directors-of-all-time/
including Chris-Columbus, George-Lucas, Gore-Verbincki, James-Cameron, Peter-Jackson, Robert-Zemeckis, Ron-Howard, Sam-Raimi, Steven-Spielberg, Tim-Burton
Montanamarriott, I think you're onto something there -- otherwise the story sounds like a version we've all heard somewhere else (Israel/sister) and is false, or it's just too much of a coincidence.
ReplyDeleteI'm going for the Oliver Stone asking for an Asian story -- because it IS more plausible.
"cousin of the wife's director"? huh? Was the wife acting in a movie? I hope you mean cousin of the director's wife.....
ReplyDeleteOliver Stoned
ReplyDeleteOliver Stone's been doing tons of press for W. lately, too.
ReplyDeleteClint was my first thought, but Oliver Stone's yellow fever sounds very plausible.
ReplyDeleteI think ENT means cousin of the director's wife. ENT needs a nap.
ReplyDeleteWouldn't it be funny and/or hideous if it were Woody Allen? I know Soon-Yi's adopted and probably doesn't know her cousins anyway, but....ewwwww!
This situation is really no different than when relatives/friends run into relatives/friends working at strip clubs. That happens a lot more than many of the girls would like.
ReplyDeleteBut in any case, I'll go with the Oliver Stone guess.
Sylvia, Affleck is A-list, B-list, C-list or D-list depending on the blind, LOL!
ReplyDeletelol @ Mooshki!!
ReplyDeleteno idea, but it made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteJax- very true, the escort could be male and who'd be surprised??
sounds like that douchebag no talent director Brett Ratner
ReplyDeletebut i dont think he is married
ridley scott or michael bay are other guesses, again im too lazy to check their marital status
ReplyDeleteKate Capshaw is not the controlling one. Spielberg is the controlling one. She had to give up Christianity if she wanted to marry him, hence she is now Jewish.
ReplyDeleteI like Oliver Stone.
Jamie--you can only be converted if you want to be. It is a rigorous process, & no rabbi would convert her
ReplyDeleteif she didn't follow through on the requirements. It obviously worked for them--they are together a long time.