They Skipped?

I have been avoiding posting anything about Carrie Underwood and the guy she claims she is dating now. He was on The Bachelor. I know, I know but he hosts The Doctors too. Yeah, that guy, Travis Stork. What is he like 50? I know, he is in his 30's. Whatever. It really doesn't matter. It isn't like there is this long line of people waiting patiently to date Carrie Underwood. Hell, even the stalkers leave her alone. The stalkers like to be the mean ones in the relationship.

So, apparently Carrie and Travis hereinafter referred to as Understork which is not to be confused with Underdog, because that is someone you actually cared about. Anyway, the couple was eating dinner in Philadelphia and were joined by another couple who couldn't gracefully exit when they saw who they were to be dining with. You know, I'm trashing Carrie here, but do I still owe her one for trashing Jessica Simpson? No, no, I think I said something nice about Carrie a few months ago in a photo or something, so we can continue. Where was I?

Oh yes, so the four had dinner and Carrie referred to Travis as her boyfriend all night. Umm, who was she saying this to?

Waiter: Can I clear that for you?

Carrie: Yes, and would you clear my boyfriend's plate as well.

You see? Kind of awkward. And to put the capper on this ridiculous story. When Carrie and Travis departed the restaurant, the couple skipped down the sidewalk. They skipped? First of all I don't see some 36 year old doctor skipping unless Carrie offered him something if you know what I mean. And Carrie Underwood skipping? That would presume she was a happy go-lucky person, and I don't see that. But you know what? I think the story came from Kneepads and in their mind every couple skips after holding hands at dinner and then they go back to the hotel and push twin beds together to make one.