Then She Saw The Way He Folds Towels

Nick Cannon almost didn't become Mrs. Mariah Carey. The reason? Mariah had second thoughts because Nick was so much younger than her. "You know what, I did. But he doesn't act like it (younger) - he's really very intelligent. He's a very business-minded person, but he's also a lot of fun so you don't really think about those things. It is what it is."

I guess as you get older you get more intelligent? At least according to the world inhabited by Mariah. Mariah already tried the older thing and it didn't work. Tommy Mottola was not going to go around folding all of Mariah's towels or doing all the little things she wants done. She needed a younger guy who was hungry and who would basically do anything for her to get ahead. Kind of like a casting couch but with a piece of paper. I don't think age is really that big of a deal, and I actually think this relationship will last exactly as long as Nick can handle putting up with Mariah and her demands. If he can hold his tongue and keep pretending he doesn't have a pair, then this relationship will last forever or until Mariah finds a new toy.

When you see photos of them together, do you see anything resembling love? I see a guy who is just trying to be noticed in the light coming off Mariah's halo. Yes, I know she doesn't have a halo, but she thinks she does. This is a guy, who has chosen to go the Mrs. Carey path, and probably thinks he will work out great for him in the long run. Well, on that run why don't you stop by Kevin Federline's house and see how that has all worked out.