That's Why Yahoo Is Losing Market Share
Do you remember a few months ago when I posted about Courtenay Semel getting in a little trouble at a Vegas nightclub? Well apparently the security guard who had to deal with Courtenay has decided to sue. Hell, I would sue to. I mean this is the daughter of Yahoo's founder. The security guard didn't specify any damages but I'm guessing $50,000 would probably make him go away. Hell, Terry Semel probably spends that much on breakfast. You don't think so? You don't think Terry has tried one of those caviar breakfast things they are always showing on the news? I bet he has.
Anyway, Courtenay was drunk off her ass. I would be too if I had to go home and pretend to like having sex with Tila Tequila. Apparently Courtenay getting drunk equals fist to the face of the security guard. The guard says he has been humiliated. Hell yes he was. You let some woman who weighs 100 pounds kick your ass. You are a bouncer at a nightclub in Vegas, and you let some tiny thing kick your butt. You should be humiliated. He is also anxious about receiving harassing comments from his friends. He should be. Again, you are a bouncer at a huge Vegas club and you got your clock cleaned by a 100 pound drunk girl.
Oh, and what did Courtenay say to the security guard? Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?...Google me, you dumb f**k."
See, when the daughter of a Yahoo founder is hawking Google it is no wonder that no one uses the Yahoo search engine anymore. If anyone on the planet should be telling people to use the Yahoo search engine it should be the woman who stands to inherit lots more money if it does well.
Anyway, Courtenay was drunk off her ass. I would be too if I had to go home and pretend to like having sex with Tila Tequila. Apparently Courtenay getting drunk equals fist to the face of the security guard. The guard says he has been humiliated. Hell yes he was. You let some woman who weighs 100 pounds kick your ass. You are a bouncer at a nightclub in Vegas, and you let some tiny thing kick your butt. You should be humiliated. He is also anxious about receiving harassing comments from his friends. He should be. Again, you are a bouncer at a huge Vegas club and you got your clock cleaned by a 100 pound drunk girl.
Oh, and what did Courtenay say to the security guard? Do you even know who I am, f**king idiot?...Google me, you dumb f**k."
See, when the daughter of a Yahoo founder is hawking Google it is no wonder that no one uses the Yahoo search engine anymore. If anyone on the planet should be telling people to use the Yahoo search engine it should be the woman who stands to inherit lots more money if it does well.
