Russell Brand A Disappointment In Bed
I don't know if you have been keeping up with the whole Russell Brand quitting his BBC show or Jonathon Ross getting suspended from the BBC but it has been a fairly amusing couple of days. I don't want to get into all the details but basically Russell and Jonathon called up Georgina Baillie's grandfather who is the actor Andrew Sachs and kept telling him that Russell had slept with Georgina.
Well in the first day after this all came out Georgina was distraught and said it sucked and she felt sorry for her grandfather. Good. Then she should have stopped talking about it. But nooooo. Instead, each day she gives two or three other interviews to tabloids and goes into greater details and has more of her fetish photographs released which must make Andrew a really proud grandfather.
Her interviews for the tabloids today though were the best. She said she thinks she slept with Russell three times including the first date. But, she also said that "I'm not going to go into detail about what happened there although I'm obviously no shrinking violet. I will only say he's a disappointment in the bedroom considering he has had so much practice."
So, Russell you had to quit your job and you are being called a disappointment in bed. That sucks. I have been called a disappointment in bed lots of times, but never publicly. Oh sure there was the time when ex-wife number three made the announcement at Thanksgiving dinner in front of the family, but hey, I have been a disappointment to them in everything else, so finding out I lasted 5 seconds was not going to be high up on their list of my failings.
My question is that if he was so bad in bed, why did she sleep with him twice more at least and want to keep seeing him?
Well in the first day after this all came out Georgina was distraught and said it sucked and she felt sorry for her grandfather. Good. Then she should have stopped talking about it. But nooooo. Instead, each day she gives two or three other interviews to tabloids and goes into greater details and has more of her fetish photographs released which must make Andrew a really proud grandfather.
Her interviews for the tabloids today though were the best. She said she thinks she slept with Russell three times including the first date. But, she also said that "I'm not going to go into detail about what happened there although I'm obviously no shrinking violet. I will only say he's a disappointment in the bedroom considering he has had so much practice."
So, Russell you had to quit your job and you are being called a disappointment in bed. That sucks. I have been called a disappointment in bed lots of times, but never publicly. Oh sure there was the time when ex-wife number three made the announcement at Thanksgiving dinner in front of the family, but hey, I have been a disappointment to them in everything else, so finding out I lasted 5 seconds was not going to be high up on their list of my failings.
My question is that if he was so bad in bed, why did she sleep with him twice more at least and want to keep seeing him?
i know plenty of women who continue to sleep with guys who are bad in bed. i don't get it either.
ReplyDeleteIt's simple. She's just getting him back. And can you blame her? He totally deserves it. Its one thing to be kissin' and tellin', but doing it ON THE AIR, and narking it all out to HER GRANDFATHER...come one. Truly tasteless and 100% humorless. I'd be talking shit right back too, to anyone that would listen to me.
ReplyDelete"come on", I meant, sheesh.
ReplyDeleteIt would have been funny if he had just been talking junk and had never even met the girl before. The fact that it was TRUE makes it kissin' and tellin' - that always sucks.
there's a diff between "bad" in bed and selfish in bed ... at least i hope there is ;) ... i think a lot of these celebs are prob just selfish, cause they can get it whenever and wherever and whoever they want ...
ReplyDeleteAnd a controller quit the BBC today too over this drama. :| I'm just pissed that he won't be on Never Mind the Buzzcocks tonight.
ReplyDeleteLOL a rather uninspired way to get revenge, don't you think? this could have only been more predictable if she said his dick was small
ReplyDeleteBecause bad sex is better than NO SEX at all, in some people's eyes.
ReplyDeleteGo figure
actually it is pretty inspired when you consider Russell Brand lives for the poontang. If this slows down his score rate even just a little bit, its worth it.
ReplyDeleteI guess his role in Forgetting Sarah Marshall wasn't really much of a stretch.
ReplyDelete"Russell Brand A Disappointment In Bed"
ReplyDeleteThis answers a recent blind (which I think several people guessed correctly)
Is that Rosie from Coronation Street in that picture? I think the actress' name is Helen Flanaghan
ReplyDeletethis whole story has gotten so out of hand. Its been headline news every single day all week in the uk!
ReplyDeleteI don't think they should have left those messages. But I did laugh when I heard it. Georgina is total hypocrite. She's part of a burlesque group called the Satanic Sluts. She says 'its not nice for your grandfather to have to hear those things about you' True georgina, but he won't like seeing you in fetish gear selling your sex secrets on the front of the tabloids either so why don't you just shut up. She's gonna make thousands of this!
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ReplyDeleteI'm so with you on this one, brendalove! Telling her grandfather - that's class- and tasteless. Go girl!
ReplyDeleteAnd, slappywhyte, actually, I think being selfish and being bad in bed is the same thing. Or let's say being selfish is one way of being bad in bed. Posers are the worst.
She kept sleeping with him because he's famous and she has daddy issues.
ReplyDeleteThere.
This came from Popbitch today:
ReplyDeleteSo desperate is Georgina aka Voluptua, the subject of
the prank, to protect her grandfather's privacy and
save him from embarrassment that she's signed
up with Max Clifford and sold her story exclusively
to the Sun. As she says, "What's funny
about humiliating a lovely old man?"
Well, it seems that Voluptua might know
something herself about humiliation - as we've
found a recent porn movie, in which someone who looks
very much like her is enjoying a good spanking,
Max Mosley style. And the lovely blonde with the
strap-on? Why, is it another celebrity? We're
told she looks a lot like of the dominatrixes from
the recent Max Mosley spanking privacy case. How A-list!
"I feel totally and utterly exposed", Georgina
told The Sun. Quite.
Russel Brand is straight?!?!
ReplyDeleteAll I have ever heard of him is from tabloids and he just seems like an entitled douche.
Harriet Hellfire, you got that spot on. amen.
ReplyDeleteya sure Russell should have rethought that,but it wasn't Hermione Grangers gramps he called.
no it was a girl who calls herself a Satanic Slut in public. im sure gramps wasn't THAT shocked.
didn't i read when this all went down that she was actually talking shit about Russell BEFORE this?
My question is that if he was so bad in bed, why did she sleep with him twice more at least and want to keep seeing him?
ReplyDeleteEnty, sweetie, it's called a mercy f*ck. Guess after the first time, she could only stand it for a couple more. Some women keep it up for years.
I wouldn't know, of course. My attention span isn't that lo– what were we talking about?
^..^
She works as a T&A peddler for a group that very publicly advertises themselves as the Satanic Sluts, and she thinks her gramps will be upset to learn that she slept with Brand?? Spare me the wounded bird routine.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget that most of the women he sleeps with have a tendency to run to papers with their stories for some $. She's no different.
Carrie - her lips aren't plump enough to be our Rosie.
ReplyDeleteThe dirty, hairy mess that is Russell probably took her out on some expensive dates and she just paid him back.
From personal experience - I slept with a guy 4 times 'cause I thought he was funny, smart, & would figure out that a chick needs to orgasm as well. Even with instruction he was clueless, so I split.
ReplyDeleteChicks give guys a pass 'cause of personality - we really shouldn't. I no longer do.
I agree fully with anyone who states that this girl is full of shyte. Don't feel bad for her. Was what they did in poor taste> Probably. But for her to say she's worried about what her Grandfather would have to say about her is a joke? If that's her concern then she should stop acting with the group who calls themselves the Satanic Sluts and stop making soft porn movies. Plus, pictures of her in fetish gear existed all over the internet before this all happened. For someone who's so concerned about her rep. she sure is talking a lot and contacting the tabloids everyday.
ReplyDeleteAmber - he should still be on NMTB as it's taped a month in advance isn't it? I'm so sad I won't have his podcast to listen to anymore.
I don't like Russell Brand so this whole thing amuses me.
ReplyDelete...finding out I lasted 5 seconds...
ReplyDeleteThat's it? HAH! I'm TWICE the man you are!
Sometimes if it's the first time with someone, it's not good because you're both nervous or drunk. I have given second chances to a couple of guys and it has usually paid off. It takes a little while to build intimacy and trust and to figure out what the other person likes.
ReplyDeleteBut if someone is selfish, they get the BOOT.