In one of the more creative excuses for going to rehab, Kirsten Dunst told the world that she went to Cirque Lodge in Utah to treat her depression and not for drug or alcohol abuse. Umm. Yeah. Well, then if that is true she may want to consider some time there for alcohol abuse because on Monday night she seems to have parties her butt off. That is probably the wrong expression, because you can't actually party your butt off can you? I mean if that were the case, I would have no butt, and let me tell, you, I have plenty of butt.
Kirsten was hanging out with friends at La Poubelle which is French I think for Winnie The Pooh. I'm not sure about that though as French is not a language I'm very fluent in. Oh sure, I can order booze or food or ask where the bathroom is, but beyond that and I am just Vous parlez anglais? If they don't, then I suffer. If they do, I get them drunk and stay with them. Hey, don't knock it until you try it. It is cheaper than a hotel and hey, once you live in a basement, they are pretty much all the same the world over.
So, anyway, Kirsten was looking like death, but she didn't puke all over anyone and she managed to stumble out of the place under her own power, so that's good. Maybe they taught her in Cirque that drinking is a great way to escape depression. That seems wrong, but hey, once again, she did not go to Cirque for alcohol or drug abuse. And if you think she was lying, let me remind you that she gave us her word that she did not smoke. It was all rumors.
I was so happy when she disappeared from the gossip pages. Why do we have to bring her back?
ReplyDeleteActually, from the pictures I've seen, Kiki did indeed party her butt off.
ReplyDeleteAnd I believe her 100% that she doesn't smoke - that picture is just of her "doing research for a role."
Forget Paris Hilton, she is the true heir to Mother Teresa.
La Poubelle = "The Garbage Can".
ReplyDeleteFitting.
lol@mooshki
ReplyDeleteProbably that's the reason they still end up in rehab, they lie too much.
ReplyDeleteI think if i was her, I would also be depressed & need rehab.
ReplyDeleteWow, I had no idea that she denied that she's a smoker. What about those pictures of her in that awful black bikini and plaid shirt, on the beaches in Hawaii, cigarette in mouth, slouching, with a Carl Sagan book in hand like she's some kind of fucking genius? Dumb cow.
ReplyDeleteSmoke dope probably. Yeah, saw the photo of her leaving the place and she looked horrible. Puffy swollen face, just a mess. I don't believe anything she says.
ReplyDeleteWhat H.H. said! LOL!
ReplyDeletelol@dumb cow that is funny
ReplyDeleteOh, she's obviously a PC.
ReplyDeleteWinnie the Pooh = Winnie l'Ourson. Only because I was a French kid and that was one of my favorite books. And you try telling me that didn't mess me up when I entered Georgia public schools.
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