Misty May You Can't Do This To Me

Remember how happy the world seemed last week? The extra bounce in the step of people? The smiles were a little wider, and the birds were chirping a little louder. Everyone was in a good mood and it was all because Kim Kardashian had been eliminated from DWTS. Now, it looks like she might be coming back. I know, I know, I have tried to smile since I heard the news and can't. I can't turn that damn frown upside down. I even thought about my all-time favorite scene in a movie that always makes me laugh. Nothing. Kim Kardashian has ruined a perfectly good week. Personally I think she did a Gillooly on Misty May Treanor. She knew that she needed to get someone out this week if she was going to have a chance to get back in.

Hell, when they talked to Kim this weekend, she was practically screaming at the reporter to see if they had any news about when she could expect a phone call from the producers. She is desperate to do anything to get back on that show. Hell she even flew to New Orleans to see Reggie just because she knew the game would be on national television and so she would get her face shown. Think that wasn't a reason? Why don't you add up all the other games she has been to this season that weren't on national television. No wonder Reggie is never going to marry her. OK, maybe he might but he is still going to cheat every chance he gets. Wouldn't you? You've seen the porn tape. You've seen the attitude. Do you really want that for the rest of your life if you are Reggie Bush?

So, our only hope America rests with Misty May. Maybe she can pull through. Without her, expect winter to set in next week and last until July, or whenever Kardashian gets eliminated again.