Misty May You Can't Do This To Me
Remember how happy the world seemed last week? The extra bounce in the step of people? The smiles were a little wider, and the birds were chirping a little louder. Everyone was in a good mood and it was all because Kim Kardashian had been eliminated from DWTS. Now, it looks like she might be coming back. I know, I know, I have tried to smile since I heard the news and can't. I can't turn that damn frown upside down. I even thought about my all-time favorite scene in a movie that always makes me laugh. Nothing. Kim Kardashian has ruined a perfectly good week. Personally I think she did a Gillooly on Misty May Treanor. She knew that she needed to get someone out this week if she was going to have a chance to get back in.
Hell, when they talked to Kim this weekend, she was practically screaming at the reporter to see if they had any news about when she could expect a phone call from the producers. She is desperate to do anything to get back on that show. Hell she even flew to New Orleans to see Reggie just because she knew the game would be on national television and so she would get her face shown. Think that wasn't a reason? Why don't you add up all the other games she has been to this season that weren't on national television. No wonder Reggie is never going to marry her. OK, maybe he might but he is still going to cheat every chance he gets. Wouldn't you? You've seen the porn tape. You've seen the attitude. Do you really want that for the rest of your life if you are Reggie Bush?
So, our only hope America rests with Misty May. Maybe she can pull through. Without her, expect winter to set in next week and last until July, or whenever Kardashian gets eliminated again.
ah Ent you know you can't keep a good whore down.....oh wait never mind. Just eat your crackers and try not to watch the trainwreck that is Kim
ReplyDeletei don't think they'll bring the 'ho back, enty, they just may not eliminate anyone tonight. that would be the best thing.
ReplyDeletebut no more misty may and maks is making me cry. especially the no more maks part.
I agree with Molly. They shouldn't bring her back. She was voted OFF!
ReplyDeleteIf Reggie marries her she'll be Kim Bush?
If Reggie marries her she'll be Kim Bush?
ReplyDeletelmao@ punki!!! better than mrs. harry bush.
1) Faux azz
ReplyDelete2) Nosejob
3) Lipjob
4) Sexworker (aka porno star)
5) Golden shower lovah (let RayJ pee on her)
6) Said to hate Black women
7) Thinks Black men are dumb tricks a la Reggie Bush and tried to steal Jay Z from Beyonce but got shut down by his security. When told of this Beyonce replied "Kim who?" ROTFLMBAO
8) Screwed Joe Jackson (yes that's right!! Wacko's dad!!!
Plus the ho CAN'T DANCE WORTH A DAMN.
Oh and her step-daddy is said to be stepping out on his tranny looking wife with... TRANNIES.
Adding: fake tits and a talent for making Paris Hilton appear classy.
ReplyDeleteThe difference between this and say Project Runway where they brought Chris March back, was that DWTS is a popularity contest voted by the public. Project Runway is based not on body of work, but what is presented day of runway to "professionals".
ReplyDeleteIf they were to bring Kim back, she'd just get voted off right away again.
DN, forget Project Runway, Top Design is the bomb.
ReplyDelete(I'd like to see PR top this.)
ReplyDeleteapparently Kim was kicked off for cheating not less votes but it's being investigated in order to bring her back.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.winnersusedrugs.com/2008/10/kim-kardashian-may-have-cheated-on.html
hey bad fish, nice catch! i wouldn't put it past her. if they bring her back, i'll be really pissed.
ReplyDeleteThey should NOT bring her back. They just should keep tonight elimination-free. Everyone gets a free pass. That would be ridiculous to kick someone off and bring someone back.
ReplyDeleteIf they bring her back, I think everyone should SLAM them with email saying NO.
ReplyDeleteI hate this lying fake whore.
Such harsh words for a young lady whose departing words on DWTS were that she was so glad that America got to see the real her and not something that's been made-up.
ReplyDeleteThat still makes me laugh.
I had read that she may return to dance with my Maks and if that happens I'm REALLY going to be pissed off! Just let Maks dance by himself for the rest of the show.
yay!!! i'm so glad they didn't eliminate anyone tonight instead of bringing the 'ho back.
ReplyDeleteEnty you must be happy that your perfect week isnt ruined.
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