Mindy McCready's Soulmate
Wow. I never thought I would say it but I think I found the perfect man for Mindy McCready. You all know Mindy don't you? The oft pregnant, oft arrested drug abuser and felon who used be a popular country singer and who can only make money now by selling stories to the Enquirer. Yeah her. Anyway, I can just see and Lyfe Jennings, another singer doing one of those e-harmony commercials in the near future. By the way, I have no interest in e-harmony and if I did I would tell them to stop airing those commercials. Damn they are annoying. There was one recently where the guy said that the first few times he did the service this woman didn't come up. Apparently though he wasn't getting laid enough with the information he provided so changed a few things up and the next thing you know he found his match. Uh huh. They are married now and presumably she fulfills whatever fetish the others were not.
So, Lyfe got into a little tiff with the ex. Her name is Joy Bounds. I know, I know, but I promise she isn't a porn star. They have two kids together and to show them what a great dad he is, he decided to go ahead and burn all her clothes and shoes and had her electricity shut off. Clothes sure, but I think the shoes is bit much.
He has allegedly also threatened her by phone, text and had some guy drag a banner behind an airplane and fly it past her house. No, not really, but to me that is a stalking A list move right there. That way the whole county can know what an ass you are. Why limit it to your immediate neighbors who are probably sick of red and blue flashing lights in their windows every night at 2am when he comes home drunk and they start arguing.
Apparently the judge agreed he should stay away from the wife and kids. Not that this wasn't good enough, but the shootout he got into with the cops last week probably had a little something to do with it as well. Damn I smell some rehab and a People magazine cover story.
this is unfortunate because dude is talented, but obviously did nothing to change his mentality.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back Enty. Hope the little rest was enough for you. Take good care of yourself.
ReplyDeleteAs for this story: just goes to prove that Lyfe's no good.
So, apparently the cops missed.
ReplyDeleteanyone else here tried eharmony?
ReplyDeleteMiss X: My friends and I wouldn't use eHarmony if you paid us--for starters, they won't accept GLBT members, and they apparently also have issues with interracial couples as well. (IIRC, they may let whites and asians get together, or blacks & latinos, but they're really not happy about it.) It's also run by evangelic Christians who strongly discourage premarital sex--fine if that's what you like, but they really ought to be upfront and honest about it. It's the GLBT/racial issue that's the real dealbreaker for me, though. (Why, yes, I DO live in Massachusetts and have plenty of married GLBT friends, some of whom are in mixed-race marriages or relationships...why do you ask? ;-)
ReplyDeleteYes, eHarmony is not good. I kind of think of them as the Blockbuster of dating sites - only good if you don't want anything out of the mainstream values. :)
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