Seriously, it is bad enough that I feel like the only person on the North American continent who is working today but then I have to read about how Marcia Brady aka Maureen McCormick and Michael Jackson dated. How come there are no photos of that? Do I even want to spend some of my few remaining brain cells trying to come up with some kind of mental image for that? When they were having sex was Michael calling out Bobby's name?
Well, Maureen has a new book coming out and I don't know why the hell I didn't hear about it until now, but I will be hitting the bookstore tomorrow when it comes out. Oh, believe me, you will be too. Because this is just a sample of what she talks about. She discusses her romance with TV sibling Barry Williams, her dates with Michael Jackson and Steve Martin, cocaine binges and parties at the Playboy Mansion and the home of Sammy Davis Jr., an unwanted pregnancy and trading sex for drugs.
Marcia trading sex for drugs? Damn. I don't remember any Enquirer stories about that back in the day. I want to read about this, but I swear if she had had some kind of wild orgy at the Playboy Mansion, then reruns of The Brady Bunch are going to take on a whole new meaning.
Apparently she blames much of it on being Marcia. "I'll always be struck by how much a part of people's lives Marcia is and always will be. But now I'm not bothered by the connection. It took most of my life, countless mistakes and decades of pain and suffering to reach this point of equanimity and acceptance," she says.
Who knew a role on a show could cause her to want to sleep with Michael Jackson. No role, and no amount of money is worth that.
Well, Maureen has a new book coming out and I don't know why the hell I didn't hear about it until now, but I will be hitting the bookstore tomorrow when it comes out. Oh, believe me, you will be too. Because this is just a sample of what she talks about. She discusses her romance with TV sibling Barry Williams, her dates with Michael Jackson and Steve Martin, cocaine binges and parties at the Playboy Mansion and the home of Sammy Davis Jr., an unwanted pregnancy and trading sex for drugs.
Marcia trading sex for drugs? Damn. I don't remember any Enquirer stories about that back in the day. I want to read about this, but I swear if she had had some kind of wild orgy at the Playboy Mansion, then reruns of The Brady Bunch are going to take on a whole new meaning.
Apparently she blames much of it on being Marcia. "I'll always be struck by how much a part of people's lives Marcia is and always will be. But now I'm not bothered by the connection. It took most of my life, countless mistakes and decades of pain and suffering to reach this point of equanimity and acceptance," she says.
Who knew a role on a show could cause her to want to sleep with Michael Jackson. No role, and no amount of money is worth that.