Josh Holly Is An Idiot

I bet most of you are saying to yourselves, who in the hell is Josh Holly? Well, I'm glad you asked. He is the second person in the last two days to show how dumb criminals are. Yes, at this point he is an alleged criminal because he has not been charged with anything. Of course when the FBI comes to your house, takes your computers, your phone and conducts a full body cavity inspection, you do start to wonder. Actually, the full body cavity thing is just a guess. I mean if you are going to search, you would think they would search everywhere.

Josh Kelly had this little raid because he is the hacker who managed to get his hands on all those Miley Cyrus photos that made their way to the internet over the past year or so. He managed to pull off this feat by conning a MySpace worker into handing over some passwords, and then used those passwords on a gmail account he knew Miley had. Voila. He had access to the photos and in what context they were sent out. In this case they were all sent to one of those Jonas dudes. They all kind of blend together at this point. So, although I still think Miley's parents are awful, I will give them a somewhat half apology because it was not Miley or Billy who was sending them out. Instead it was just a 15 year old girl sending half naked photos of herself to a guy who said he was not going to have sex until he was married. Uh huh.

The gmail account in question had the name messagemebaby@gmail.com Nice huh? Sounds like it was set up for someone she considered her baby. At least she doesn't have a baby, because that would be awkward for someone. How do I know all this stuff about what Josh did? Because Josh is an idiot and couldn't keep what he had done quiet. He just had to let the world know and he bragged the FBI would never catch him. In fact he said the very same thing on one hacker site about two hours before they raided him.

Josh did try and sell all the suggestive photos of Miley, but TMZ, The Enquirer and the bunch didn't want to have anything to do with them because of the way he got them. I'm impressed. I really thought they would have taken the chance because their numbers would have soared. 15 year old guys don't normally buy the Enquirer, but they would have. Josh also says he has nude photos of Miley. If he does, he will be in bigger trouble with the feds, and so will that Jonas brother dude if Miley sent it to him and he kept it. Oh, and so will Miley if she took them and sent them to Jonas brother dude. So, Miley and Jonas brothers and all the Jonas brother friends who got a copy of those Miley nudes (if any) delete, delete. Here come the feds.

So, Josh, congratulations. You are the idiot of the day. Now, I know of course that you will probably hack your way into my world and my life, but honestly, I live in a basement with my parents. I'm 406 pounds as of this morning, have no hair, and some teeth dangerously close to falling out. I really don't think you could make my life much worse.